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Update on lola Doll

All bullets pass right through.

She’s conscious but can’t speak because the one that pass through her neck exit her jaw and broke it.

She can hear and acknowledge but can’t speak at the moment.

Bahama Drama prayers up 🇬🇾💪💯🙏.

#lola #doll Guyana 🇬🇾 love you ❤️.

Ambassador Boodle giving a tour

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Nice 👍

The FNM propaganda stink hole, sinkhole; setup for Bahamian minds

First off, Bahama Drama, let me say this loud and clear: you are one of the strongest voices in this country. When you post something, the whole Bahamas pays attention, and that’s exactly why shady political operatives are trying to slip fake stories through your platform. You’re doing such a powerful job that even the desperate FNM machine has to hijack your shine just to stay relevant. That alone speaks volumes about your influence.

Now, let’s talk about this so-called “Long Island ambulance situation.” It is pure propaganda, staged and spread by the Free National Movement’s PR team under direct instructions from their leader Michael Retard. Yes, this is another one of his scams, because when you can’t beat the PLP with truth, you make up a movie scene instead.

Let’s break it down:

1. Location lies – This never happened in Long Island. Residents there know it. The only people pretending it did are FNM mouthpieces looking for sympathy likes.

2. Plywood, not iron – Look closely: that flatbed truck has a plywood surface. So the dramatic “burning like bacon on a frying pan” story falls apart instantly. If anything, plywood absorbs less heat than concrete, so unless the FNM wants us to believe plywood suddenly turns into molten lava, this is a failed script.

3. No logic in the setup – If this was an “emergency,” why would anyone place a patient unsecured on an open truck, bumping over potholes with no straps or guardrails? Why is the woman lying calm and peaceful instead of in visible distress? Why is the van door wide open in the background like it’s a rehearsal stage? Answer: because this is a photoshoot, not reality.

4. Emergency services exist – Long Island does have emergency transport access. The PLP government, unlike the FNM, actually invests in Family Island healthcare. To pretend otherwise is like saying Long Island still communicates with smoke signals. Pure nonsense.

5. The real shame – The only thing shameful here is the FNM thinking Bahamians are dumb enough to swallow this plywood-prop drama. That’s desperation. That’s weakness. That’s Michael Retard politics.

Bahama Drama, please don’t take this as criticism of you, in fact, you should be proud. Your platform is so respected that even the opposition has to fake content just to ride your wave. But as a PLP supporter, I must call it what it is: a political hoax, a scam, and a flop.

The FNM tried to embarrass the PLP government, but in the process they only embarrassed themselves. Bahamian’s are smarter than this, we see through the plywood, we see through the lies, and we definitely see through Michael Retard’s failing leadership.

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Oh wow! 😳 I don’t know what to believe now after reading this.

Can we please have some video of the facts from any Long Islanders, so we can clear things up here.

Send it to Bahama Drama Whatsapp number: (242) 817-9293

I want to see something…

Long Island Whatsapp group we created to give them a Mic to reach all of the Bahamas.

Link below 👇

https://chat.whatsapp.com/Kj5GUDaefa63IhDLXFbIzG?mode=ems_copy_c

Long Island ambulance service could be anything except a real ambulance 🚑

60 something-year-old lady catching ride on the local ambulance truck in Long Island to the airport for emergency flight to the hospital in the capital.

All of these years and Long Island still doesn’t have an Ambulance? Wow 😳 that’s unbelievable!

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This picture and message was sent to us asking that we made this situation public so that we on Long Island could get the ambulance truck that we need.

They said Bahama Drama we’re counting on you to put this out to the public. And maybe it goes viral like you’re other stories.

Now we’re thinking that this is very dangerous. What if she rolls off while their hitting potholes or a sharp corner! Damn this cold 🥶 and shameful. Who’s the present and past MP?

I didn’t even think about how hot that flatbed metal is in all of this heat. That’s like laying bacon on a hot frying pan. Very unfortunate for the Bahamian patient. The heat from the flatbed truck itself could kill her.

We have no intentions of embarrassing our country or government. We’re only saying, PULL UP YOUR SOCKS….

Don’t forget to hit the Follow button right quickly for our page thanks 🙏

We created a WhatsApp group chat to assist Long Island with getting all news or events out to the rest of the Bahamas. They just have to use it.

The link below:

https://chat.whatsapp.com/Kj5GUDaefa63IhDLXFbIzG?mode=ems_copy_c

Why Are We Letting These Apps Waste Our Time?

Good evening, Bahama Drama family. Let me be blunt tonight. Somebody needs to explain to me why on earth our government continues to allow these so called “global platforms” to freely operate in our country when they bring zero financial value to Bahamians.

We sit down here every day using Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and all the rest, creating content, driving views, fueling their billion-dollar empires and for what? Nothing. Not a dime back into our pockets. Not a single opportunity for creators in The Bahamas to fairly monetize their work like people in the U.S., Canada, or even Puerto Rico.

And here’s the slap in the face: look at the countries that ARE allowed to monetize with Facebook. Argentina, Australia, Austria, Bangladesh, Belgium, Bolivia, Brazil, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Denmark, Dominican Republic right next door, Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador, France, Germany, Guatemala, Honduras, Hong Kong, India, Indonesia, IRAQ, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Japan, Jordan, Malaysia, Mexico, Morocco, New Zealand, Norway, Peru, Poland, Puerto Rico, Romania, Singapore, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, The Netherlands, Philippines, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, United States.

Yes, you read that right. Even IRAQ can monetize on Facebook, but not The Bahamas. The Dominican Republic next door is cashing in, but not us. The Taliban in Iraq can monetize. Terrorists can monetize. But The Bahamas can’t? What the hell is this, Mark Zuckerberg?

So what’s the point? Why should these apps be given free rein in our market, using up our time, energy, and data, when they deliberately cut Bahamians off from the global creator economy? Our government acts like it has no voice in this. Like it can’t step up and say, “If you want to operate in The Bahamas, you need to give Bahamians equal access to monetization.”

Instead, we’re left clapping for scraps while the world gets paid.

And yes, let me say it plain Mark is an asshole.

Everybody knows that already.

But who’s the bigger fool: Mark, for blocking us out, or our government for sitting quiet and doing nothing about it?

Bahama Drama says this: if these apps can’t treat Bahamians like equals in the digital economy, then they shouldn’t be allowed to exploit us at all. Enough is enough.

And let’s not forget TikTok, owned by ByteDance and controlled by the Chinese Communist government. They’re no better. They let other nations profit while Bahamians get locked out. Our government needs to wake up and stop letting these foreign giants use us for free.

So here’s the call: Bahamians, if they won’t respect us, stop feeding them! Stop giving these apps free labor. Stop giving them free views. Stop letting them build empires on our backs while shutting us out of the money. If our government won’t fight for us, then we fight with our silence. Boycott until they hear us loud and clear: Bahamians deserve better.

I don’t know about y’all but it’s time to get the Money 🤑💰

President Donald J. Trump Sir. , could you do the Bahamas a little favor?

Talk to Mark Zuckerberg and give him a little bit of your wisdom on how to treat your friends, would you.

As for President Xi Jinping, please walk into Bytedance Tiktok office and push the pay the Bahamas button Sir. Much appreciated…

Just worship, he already knows your need better than you do…

Maybe he Was to Good for Me, So I Ruined the Relationship

Good evening Bahama Drama, please share my story.

I know everyone has faults, but this man had none and I mean none.

We met at my son’s school during a PTA meeting. He kept watching me like he knew me, and at first, I thought it was rude. Then I wondered if maybe he was someone from my past that I just couldn’t remember.

After the meeting, he approached me, like I knew he would and asked my name.

I told him it was Samantha and asked if he knew me from somewhere, since he was eyeballing me the whole time.

He laughed and said, “Oh no, sorry about that. I just thought you were so beautiful I couldn’t stop looking. I’m Marco. My nephew goes here. I’m just filling in for his mom, she’s working a double.”

Then he asked if I was married. At first, I wanted to say yes, but something inside told me to be nice. So I said, “No, I’m not married, but I do have a very jealous boyfriend.”

He quickly said, “Oh, I’m sorry. I don’t want to cause no problems. I just wanted to see you again, if it’s not an issue.”

I immediately snapped back: “How you gonna ask another man’s woman to see her again? Ya head can’t be good!”

He stayed calm and said, “Yeah, you’re right. Please forgive me. You have a nice day, Ma’am.”

That “Ma’am” had me hot. I said, “Who you calling Ma’am? I’m only 27! You look twice my age, Sir.”

He chuckled, apologized again, and started walking away with his nephew. But as I watched him leave, I noticed how fine he was, and his cologne was on point.

He got into a black Honda, looked like a 2024 model. I told my son to go with his auntie for a minute, then rushed to his car before he drove off.

I knocked on his window and said, “Do you always give up this fast?”

He answered, “Only when I see I’m not wanted.”

I told him, “The only reason I carried on with you like that is because plenty men approach me acting all gentlemanly, but later I find out they have nothing going on, just sweet talk. But I can see you’re different. You kept your composure when I was rude, and I like a man who can do that.”

He said, “So what you saying, you really wanna talk?”

I smiled, “I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t.”

That’s how I gave him my number. He asked if I was sure it was okay with my boyfriend. I admitted I didn’t have one, I only said that because I thought he was like all the rest.

A whole week went by before he called. By day four, I was vex, thinking maybe I scared him off. But when he finally called, he asked me on a date.

We went to this nice restaurant out west. I had never been there before, and I looked cute that night, natural hair out, feeling myself. My sister kept my son.

We had a great time. When he dropped me home, I kissed him on the cheek. He asked, “Is that all you have for me?”

So I gave him a blowjob, just to let him see what he could have if he made me his woman.

After he got home, he called me right away, saying he wanted to see me tomorrow too.

We dated for months, but he never took me to another upscale place again. That made me feel like maybe he was seeing someone else.

I started blowing up his phone, catching bad attitudes, because it felt like he lost interest. My sister even claimed she saw his car parked by Nicole’s house a known hoe in my neighborhood who loves other people’s men.

So I started watching her house, timing everything. He stopped calling me for two weeks, three days, 16 hours, and 17 minutes.

Yes, I wrote it in my journal.

Later, I found out Nicole’s brother was actually his best friend and coworker. My brother confirmed it, so I let it go.

I moved on and found me a new man that works at BTC. I’m not chasing nobody anymore. If they don’t think I’m good enough, that’s their business.

And maybe, just maybe, after reading this, Marco might realize what he let go and regret it.

Thanks for sharing my story, Bahama Drama. I know you won’t judge me.

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No, I won’t judge you. But maybe now you realize you gave too much too soon, and that might have devalued your worth in his eyes. Slow down with relationships, find your value as a woman, and you’ll be just fine. God bless you.

( We changed all names.)

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Hey hun, how are you? Hope all is well. Do you mind sharing my flyer

Get all the facts before you talk

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This is indeed a hot topic & it sounds plausible to us, especially the island regatta thing. But what do Bahamian’s think?

PRESS RELEASE / OPEN LETTER

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Date: September 6, 2025

The 2nd Open Letter to the Royal Bahamas Police Force

Public Shaming is Not Justice: A Call for Reform in The Bahamas’ Justice System

Maybe it’s not my place, but I cannot ignore the pain this practice is causing.

I am urging the Royal Bahamas Police Force (RBPF) to immediately end the posting of people’s photos for petty crimes on social media. When you share these images before individuals have even stood before a judge, you are not only undermining the presumption of innocence, you are permanently damaging their reputations, their opportunities, and their futures.

International human rights standards, including the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (Article 11) and the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights (Article 14), affirm that every person is entitled to the presumption of innocence until proven guilty in a court of law. By releasing names and photographs publicly before a fair trial, this principle is being violated.

As a member of the Commonwealth of Nations and a signatory to CARICOM’s Charter of Civil Society, The Bahamas has pledged to uphold fairness, human dignity, and justice. This current practice of public shaming runs contrary to those commitments and weakens the trust between citizens and the very institutions meant to protect them.

A single Facebook post may disappear from the timeline, but the stigma it creates will follow a person for years, sometimes for life. This is not justice. It is public humiliation. It turns the court of law into the court of public opinion, and the scars it leaves can push people into depression, hopelessness, and even suicide.

The Defamation Problem

What the RBPF is doing is not only damaging, it is, in fact, technically defamation of character. Under Bahamian law, defamation occurs when a person’s reputation is lowered in the eyes of society by statements or publications.

When police publish a person’s name and photo alongside the words “wanted” or with details of alleged charges, that individual is immediately branded as guilty in the eyes of the public, even if they are never convicted or if charges are later dropped.

Such labeling lowers public esteem, ruins employment prospects, and can destroy families. That meets the very definition of defamation. While the RBPF may argue they are acting under “public interest,” the harm remains real, severe, and often irreversible. If the police cannot guarantee that every person they post will be found guilty in a court of law, then they are publishing defamatory material by default.

Falling Behind Modern Standards

What is even more concerning is that The Bahamas is falling behind modern policing standards. In the United Kingdom, from which our justice system is historically derived, police do not routinely publish photos of individuals accused of minor crimes. Suspect photos are typically released only in cases of serious crimes or when there is an immediate risk to public safety. By contrast, our current practice of broadcasting photos for petty offenses reflects an outdated approach that damages both individuals and the credibility of law enforcement itself.

And yet, another question must be asked: why have the judges of The Bahamas not spoken out against this practice? Why has the Bahamas Bar Association, charged with upholding the standards of law, not demanded that this routine violation of presumption of innocence come to an end? Does their silence suggest quiet approval, or worse, does it speak to a justice system so compromised that reform must begin from the inside out?

If the guardians of the law remain silent while injustice is normalized, then who is truly protecting the rights of Bahamians?

A Call to Action

Bahama Drama is pleading with the RBPF: please stop this harmful practice. Reform this outdated approach. But more than that, we call upon the judiciary and the Bahamas Bar Association to finally take a public stand. Silence is complicity. The people deserve clarity: is this practice legal, or is it an abuse of power dressed up as procedure?

Justice should never come at the cost of dignity. The Bahamas deserves a justice system that protects both public safety and human rights, a system that reflects modern standards, not one that lags behind them.

SIDEBAR: What is Defamation in Bahamian Law?

Defamation is the publication of any statement or material that damages a person’s reputation.

To prove defamation, three elements must exist:

1. Publication: The statement/photo must be shared with someone other than the subject.

2. Identification: The subject must be clearly identifiable (e.g., by name or photo).

3. Harm to Reputation: The material must lower the person’s standing in the community.

Posting photos of people labeled “wanted” or accused of crimes before conviction checks all three boxes.

The defense of “public interest” exists, but it does not erase the reputational harm or restore dignity once lost.

Issued by:
Bahama Drama

Contact:
(242) 817-9293
Facebook: Bahama Drama

If this post gets no traction, the powers that be are going to take that as a stamp of approval to their behavior and continue to break their own laws, there by proving that there’s another class of citizens who comfortably live above the laws we are bound to follow or get thrown into Foxhole prison over even one. You need to step up, if only for this one time.