Bahama Drama

This is how mosquitoes see you!

Hardest working dog in the world takes a break in Exuma Bahamas with Bahama Drama doing the same…

Hey Wayne, Bahama Drama see you’re efforts!

Keep doing what you’re doing, you’re still looking good 👍

If you wasn’t, we’d probably be the first to tell you, to pull up your socks. No doubt…

Juicing hard before I get old

Good night Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I’m sure what I’m ma about to post is gonna rub alot of women the wrong way but this is my life and my opinion so I really don’t care.

I’m only 19 years old and I’ve seen enough to no that every beauty queen will one day grow into an old hag which is a gruesome sight to behold.

I seen my mom starting to look old no matter how much makeup she put on with new hair styles weekly her age still growing on her outer appearance and no matter how much money she spends on her appearance she continues to grow old and unattractive to the whole world no matter how much she fights it.

She can’t even keep a man from cheating on her with younger women around my age and plus she’s brought sex toys to joy herself hidden but I found them a long time ago in the closet but never tried them myself.

She still thinks we to young to understand what’s going on or even about sex toys. She thinks we’re all still kid’s with innocent eyes and don’t see clearly but we see everything.

I’m in college how the hell I can’t see as smart as I am? A lot of parents are clueless maybe one day I’ll be clueless too to the mental development and maturity of my kids one day as well as I continue to try to shield them from a hard boiled world in which we live.

Or maybe I’ll except the realization that I realize right now that nobody stays young forever especially women so maybe while I’m still young and attractive I’ll just juice the entire university of the Bahamas and I’m not kidding or trying to make a joke because time is running out on all of us and one day before you know it you’ll be that old hag that is a displeasing sight to a man’s eyes!

I’ll use protection of course I’m not stupid.

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WOW 😲😳 I don’t know what to say because it seems like you have it all figured out. For youngings like yourself I don’t even try to give my advice to because you already think that you know everything already. You are going to have to buck your toe…

You’re never to old to respect your parents…

Sex or dating while saved am I wrong

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I believe in God and Jesus Christ but I don’t believe that they want me to be on dry dock for real. I had many relationships in the past that didn’t work out but I always got them draws off.

Like I said I’m saved I just feel more comfortable using adult language meaning when I’m addressing adults not kid’s okay.

So I been checking this new gal in my church she from Long Island she said. Anyways the only problem right now in our relationship is she is when she’s climaxing she is say ohh my God ohh my God I’m coming! And that right there is make my hard on go so soft it don’t even work no more for the session.

Because why she bringing God in this knowing we fornicating? And another thing I don’t like is when she is be rolling her eyes backwards in her head like she’s demon possessed or have a evil spirit in her or some kind of Jezebel spirit in her having sex with me.

I swear I don’t like that shit for real for real and I feel like that’s the devil that sent her to me because she’s always doing this shit.

I don’t want to leave her right now but what y’all think is she possessed and do these spirits only enter her body during sex? Is she conjuring up some shit to trap me in this kind of relationship because at first I was doing good with my Christian walk but now I don’t know.

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Pray about it and talk to the church elders or your pastor is my advice…

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A New Poet is Born right here in the Bahamas, so let’s embrace him and pray for him.

Dedicated to the Bahamas

By: Mr. Carlton Ezekiel Pinder

Good night Bahama Drama family,

My name is Carlton Ezekiel Pinder, born and raised in Nassau. I studied International Relations at the University because I wanted to help my country on a diplomatic level. But recently, after meeting the girl of my dreams who told me to follow my heart, I have decided to switch my life’s calling and become a full-time poet.

This is my very first poem to be shared on a public stage. I dedicate it to the Bahamas and the Bahamian people, who have supported me in ways I can’t even explain. This poem is called:

“O Bahamas, You Is My Coconut” 🌴🥥

Please read and support. More to come.

Ohh Bahamas, You Is My Coconut

By: Carlton Ezekiel Pinder

Bahamas,
You is my coconut,
Round and brown,
Sometimes hairy like my uncle back in Fox Hill,
But always full of juice.

I sip you with my soul,
And sometimes a straw.
You taste like sunburn and sky juice mix together,
With a side order of cracked conch sadness.

Oh Nassau traffic!
Oh broken stoplights!
You teach me patience,
Even though I honk my horn with rage like a conch shell blowing at Junkanoo.

Exuma water,
You so blue it make me cry,
But when I try to rhyme something with “Exuma,”
The only thing I think of is “Tuna.”
So I call you Exuma Tuna.
Forgive me,
I am new to this art.

Bahamas,
Land of 700 islands,
I only been to 3.
But still,
I write like I know all 700 personally,
Like cousins at a wedding waiting for buffet.

Girl of my dreams,
She inspire me to rhyme “Bahamas” with “Pajamas.”
So here it is:
Bahamas in pajamas,
Dancing on the beach in dramas,
Eating guava duff with llamas.
Yes. I said llamas.
Don’t question me,
It is art.

Bahamas,
You is my coconut.
If you fall from the tree on my head,
I would not sue.
I would only say thank you,
For knocking sense into me.

Thank you to everyone who reads this poem. I know it is only the beginning of my poetic journey. Please keep supporting me as I carry the Bahamas name to the world stage through my writing.

Much love,

Carlton Ezekiel Pinder ✍🏾

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We encourage you to follow your dreams no matter where they may take you. Good luck 🤞

In all of your getting, get God in your life and then you will be given power.

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Celebrating my 5th year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I could never have made it without you. 🙏🤗🎉