Bahama Drama

She let me p in her mouth

Bahama Drama keep me anonymous to. Post this too for that no good heifer.
That’s why I used to p in your mouth and you used to say it tastes like Chelsea’s choice water. You tell me you ga have to bottle up my p bitch. You still wan bottle it bitch?

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Um ladies your in the public. And we have people on our page that already still trying to shut us down despite all the good we do.

Mad because I don’t let her eat my cookie no more

Good afternoon to Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous as well. Whoever the girl’s is that sent you the message about dirty panties. She just mad because I don’t let her eat my cookie no more. You give bad head anyways bitch. Witcha fake dick and drop out crabby. Girl don’t mess wit me.

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Can’t we all just eat in peace at the same table?

Wit yeah dirty panties

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. This gal I work wit at McDonald’s downtown checking this new nigga come on staff 2 days ago now she trying to act like she somebody wit her dirty panties.

Shakira Rose Jennings go wash your dirty panties girl nobody want yeah rank tail no more.

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You sound hurt.

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I can levitate but I don’t want to show nobody pictures.

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. As you all know the Illuminati is real and I joined them 2 years ago so that I wouldn’t catch corona in the pandemic.

They accepted my soul as a blood sacrifice then they sent me a book to study and since then I’ve learned how to levitate. All I had to do was chant three words 25 times and sacrifice my neighbor’s dog by hitting it with my car.

Now I can fly and levitate late at midnight. I throw off my human skin and gain a new skin made of fire. I am so happy right now in my life that I’m finally somebody. I am finally free from all of the chains that held me down in my life for so long.

And everything is coming to me fast. Faster than I could have ever imagined it would. I even lost the weight and my body is starting to regenerate a youthful looking appearance. Even my children say that I look like I’m in my twenties again.

I’m over 56. To show my appreciation I’ve decided that it might impress the local chapters of the Illuminati in the Bahamas by building a sanctuary in a public park somewhere in Nassau so I asked the chapter’s deacon about it and he said that they already have enough already.

So I asked them can I just preach the gospel of the Illuminati on social media and he said that we already have everything that we need just enjoy myself and live out loud.

So I’d like to tell everyone that the Illuminati is not really a bad thing like everybody says.

It’s family oriented. And can give you everything that you ever dreamed of having.

Look at me I’m on my way. I’ve never caught any pandemic viruses and I don’t even wear masks half of the time because I’m covered by the dark lord.

If your interested in joining us email me at [email protected]

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Not interested in flying or changing skin.

I’d rather you pray for me, then to talk about me…

If you spend most of your time looking for love, you’ll never find success…

Never getting married here

Good mornings Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I am just turning 44 years old 4 kids 3 different baby Mama’s. Everyone of my friends keep suggesting that I should move out of my parents house just to see how it is to have my own crib.

But I’m not ready for that yet. I have my own big room big screen TV game console with over 800 different game’s and there’s always food in the refrigerator. So why should I move is a no brainier.

I ain’t going nowhere.

I still can bring girls into my room without my family saying things to me and grind them up like I crazy. Maybe cook them a little meal and that’s it drop them back to whatever ghetto they come out of.

I only date ghetto chick’s sorry. I don’t have time for no stuck up high society high class bitch. That’s not my cup of tea. I like them nice and spicy with bad manners and attitude’s.

Early this morning my Mommy ask me in the front room when was I settle down and get married to one of them girls I be bringing to the house because she thought the last one was nice.

I said I’ll get married when you and Pops croak that’s when.

Now check this out right. I only said that as a joke to her right. She had the nerve to take what I said back to their room tell my old man and start some shit early this morning with me.

See how woman go? This the same reason I don’t date high class bitches. Because my Mommy’s one.

Now if she could be funny by asking me when I getting married why can’t I be funny right back saying what I said?

We both joking right? I swear people these days are getting stranger and stranger even in yeah own family man.

Now watch how they gah ack when I ask to borrow the car to go to the store. Just watch how stink she gah ack.

You see one thing about me I is watch people good even my own family bey.

because people is try treat you the way you let them treat you bra. And even though that’s not technically my house yet. I still have a say in how my Mommy get to address me in my house to be by law because I’m a man.

She would have never ask me no dumb shit like that if I was drunk or still coke up like I used to be Never.

But since I put down the coke and stop being a coke head it’s like even my own family don’t respect my boundaries no more bey.

I told them before I ain’t marrying none of these nappy headed Exuma bitches they is cheat to damn much and don’t know how to act in public you see.

When I do get married one day doe it’s gonna be to a Nassau girl from the capital of Nassau.

Not to no New Providence or Exuma girl.

I got to be stupid if I do that. I ga marry in my own sweet time I ain’t need nobody rushing me right now this ain’t Russia don’t be rushing me.

Before I hit some more coke and beat the shit out of both of they ass in they room again.

They no how I go when I get mad. Even my sister no that. Ain’t she wrong Bahama Drama?

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Buddy no disrespect, but might you be high right now? Just asking.

A true friend keeps you in their prayers, not their gossip…

Thank you Bahama Drama

Please keep me anonymous. Bahama Drama you don’t know me but I’m the son of the old woman that you help pay for all of her groceries today at Cost Right Freeport.

God is going to bless you for that. Keep up the good work you doing Sir. Bless up.

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It was my pleasure Sir. God is good…

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