Bahama Drama

Men just wanna use you for your body.

WANTED BY BELIZE CITY POLICE; PATRICK FABER WANTED

Belize Live News has received information that Leader of the Opposition Patrick Faber is wanted by Police following a report made by his fiancée, Shanikka Arnold, who reported that Faber had damaged her laptop and assaulted her with a hammer while at their home in Lords Bank, Belize sometime between Monday and yesterday.

Details surfacing is that police conducted a search at his home to locate him but he was not there.

More details to follow.

Today’s going to be a good day

Good morning Bahama Drama. Please keep me anonymous. Today’s going to be a good day because I’ve decided today that I’m going to stop gossiping and stabbing my coworkers in they back when talking to my bosses at Solomon’s.

I’ve decided all of this I know it’s a last minute thing but I was told better late than never right.

And my mind is made up. I know you may wonder what caused her to change her ways all of a sudden. Well if you have to know it’s this.

My baby daddy proposed to me last night after 4 year’s of having his first child. I’ve been praying for this for an equal amount of time. I promised God that if he made us a family I would stop

bothering people on the job because I’m mad and having a bad day. Well the time has finally arrived and I’m going to be his wife very soon. Can you believe that? I’m going to be Mrs Lewis.

He comes from a very nice family and they got nothing but money so I know they are gonna start doing for all of my kids not just his once they see he married me.

It looks like all of my dreams are finally coming true and soon I won’t even need to work with these tired bitches here.

Always talking behind my back as well.

I ain’t stupid. Because everybody talks about everybody and it’s been like that here way before I came to work here including Manager’s.

Hell I was just trying to survive all these samurai swords just like everybody else.

But now that I’m a changed woman I don’t care what nobody says about me here anymore because this place soon be my past tense life.

My husband is gonna take me out of here very soon after he makes me his wife.

The rest of these halfway homeless bitches here are out of luck because for one they don’t look like nothing. And two they to dumb to find a baby daddy’s like I found within a family with plenty money.

I don’t pick up men by mistake like these bitches.

I fish where the big fish is be.

Y’all probably even to dumb to understand that simple thing I just said. Well let me break it down for you simpletons I work with.

Growing up my Mommy a single mother always taught us me and my 8 sister’s not to make the same

mistakes that she made when she was younger.

She said wherever you choose to fish make sure that it’s a place known to have bigger fish then what you caught before. Explaining that we should only hangout where rich people hang out at.

This way if we do meet a man and get pregnant the chances of him being a millionaire will be more than definitely.

Again she said that if we ever got pregnant it will be from a man that can take care of us and our child. And that’s the way I’ve been with all of my children daddy’s.

Each maybe from different man but they all are millionaires and this one family has more money then the previous one’s do.

So yes I’m a new person today at work saying yes Ma’am no Ma’am yes Sir no Sir.

I feel so good right now I could buy the same bitch that I hate the most some sleeping pills so she can stop always trying to compete with me on the job and go lay her tired bad shape ass down.

God is good. I’m ready to change my life and give it to Christ now. Bahama Drama after he buy the ring he said he put money down on Wednesday I ga start helping people who need help the most like you do to Bahama Drama watch me. Because that’s what I be seeing them rich white wives is be doing on those reality shows on TV.

Anyway Bahama Drama y’all stay blessed alright.

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Did you get a fixed wedding date after he purposed? Because if not, you might be endanger of becoming the same person you just changed from being this morning.

If you constantly thank God at every level of your life, I guarantee you’ll see your growth…

Keep your eyes on the prize, not the haters…

I’d rather be alone any day, than to be in bad company…

Beware of people that bring you complaints about others. They are your true enemies. Remember Satan was first a SLANDER…

There are going to be people in your life, who you love & trust, that’s going to be the ones, to tear you down. But that’s okay, because Jesus Christ was a Carpenter…

Never look in a mirror in the dark

Good night Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. Here are 13 reasons why you should never look into a mirror at night especially if you live alone.

1) Mirrors can be used as gateways to parallel dimensions including those of demonic origin.

2.) Looking into a mirror in the dark gives other spirits a chance to replace your soul in your body.

3.) If it’s the witching hour which is 3:00AM in the morning the mirror will shatter because of the amount of spirits trying to all make it through the mirror at the same time to take control of your body.

4.) Because your own spirit can get lost inside a parallel dimension if it’s 12AM -3AM.

5.) Because your shadow will appear above you if you look up

6.) Looking into Mirrors at night and saying your name backwards 13 times can kill you.

7.) If you said hi to the mirror and put your ears to the mirror in about 3 second’s your shadow will say hi back to you through the mirror.

8.) Eating or drinking in a front of a mirror in the dark will cause you to choke to death.

9.) If you call anyone’s name 13 times in a mirror and they put their ears to the mirror they can hear you no matter how far they are from you.

10.) If you say somebody’s name you hate 3 time’s backwards and spit in the mirror that person will drop down dead instantly.

11.) If you comb your hair in the dark in the mirror and keep repeating someone who you hate name. Their hair will start falling out until they’re completely bald in less than a week.

12.) If you tape money onto the mirror and start singing your favorite song, you’ll have good luck for the rest of the week. That one I’ve always liked.

13.) If you look into the mirror and sing out loud a song that you hate 3 time’s and call someone’s name that you hate also they will immediately fall asleep or take sick depending on how strong their internal spirit is.

These are the 13 reasons why I don’t look into mirrors in the dark especially at night. I’m a seasoned black arts Witch I should know.

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Well you don’t have to worry about me going anywhere in the dark mirror or no mirror.

Think about it. Men have become second class citizens around the world. Sad 😭…