Bahama Drama January 19, 2022

Never getting married here

Good mornings Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I am just turning 44 years old 4 kids 3 different baby Mama’s. Everyone of my friends keep suggesting that I should move out of my parents house just to see how it is to have my own crib.

But I’m not ready for that yet. I have my own big room big screen TV game console with over 800 different game’s and there’s always food in the refrigerator. So why should I move is a no brainier.

I ain’t going nowhere.

I still can bring girls into my room without my family saying things to me and grind them up like I crazy. Maybe cook them a little meal and that’s it drop them back to whatever ghetto they come out of.

I only date ghetto chick’s sorry. I don’t have time for no stuck up high society high class bitch. That’s not my cup of tea. I like them nice and spicy with bad manners and attitude’s.

Early this morning my Mommy ask me in the front room when was I settle down and get married to one of them girls I be bringing to the house because she thought the last one was nice.

I said I’ll get married when you and Pops croak that’s when.

Now check this out right. I only said that as a joke to her right. She had the nerve to take what I said back to their room tell my old man and start some shit early this morning with me.

See how woman go? This the same reason I don’t date high class bitches. Because my Mommy’s one.

Now if she could be funny by asking me when I getting married why can’t I be funny right back saying what I said?

We both joking right? I swear people these days are getting stranger and stranger even in yeah own family man.

Now watch how they gah ack when I ask to borrow the car to go to the store. Just watch how stink she gah ack.

You see one thing about me I is watch people good even my own family bey.

because people is try treat you the way you let them treat you bra. And even though that’s not technically my house yet. I still have a say in how my Mommy get to address me in my house to be by law because I’m a man.

She would have never ask me no dumb shit like that if I was drunk or still coke up like I used to be Never.

But since I put down the coke and stop being a coke head it’s like even my own family don’t respect my boundaries no more bey.

I told them before I ain’t marrying none of these nappy headed Exuma bitches they is cheat to damn much and don’t know how to act in public you see.

When I do get married one day doe it’s gonna be to a Nassau girl from the capital of Nassau.

Not to no New Providence or Exuma girl.

I got to be stupid if I do that. I ga marry in my own sweet time I ain’t need nobody rushing me right now this ain’t Russia don’t be rushing me.

Before I hit some more coke and beat the shit out of both of they ass in they room again.

They no how I go when I get mad. Even my sister no that. Ain’t she wrong Bahama Drama?

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Buddy no disrespect, but might you be high right now? Just asking.

Never getting married here

Good mornings Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I am just turning 44 years old 4 kids 3 different baby Mama's. Everyone of my friends keep suggesti

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