Bahama Drama January 19, 2022

I can levitate but I don’t want to show nobody pictures.

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. As you all know the Illuminati is real and I joined them 2 years ago so that I wouldn’t catch corona in the pandemic.

They accepted my soul as a blood sacrifice then they sent me a book to study and since then I’ve learned how to levitate. All I had to do was chant three words 25 times and sacrifice my neighbor’s dog by hitting it with my car.

Now I can fly and levitate late at midnight. I throw off my human skin and gain a new skin made of fire. I am so happy right now in my life that I’m finally somebody. I am finally free from all of the chains that held me down in my life for so long.

And everything is coming to me fast. Faster than I could have ever imagined it would. I even lost the weight and my body is starting to regenerate a youthful looking appearance. Even my children say that I look like I’m in my twenties again.

I’m over 56. To show my appreciation I’ve decided that it might impress the local chapters of the Illuminati in the Bahamas by building a sanctuary in a public park somewhere in Nassau so I asked the chapter’s deacon about it and he said that they already have enough already.

So I asked them can I just preach the gospel of the Illuminati on social media and he said that we already have everything that we need just enjoy myself and live out loud.

So I’d like to tell everyone that the Illuminati is not really a bad thing like everybody says.

It’s family oriented. And can give you everything that you ever dreamed of having.

Look at me I’m on my way. I’ve never caught any pandemic viruses and I don’t even wear masks half of the time because I’m covered by the dark lord.

If your interested in joining us email me at [email protected]

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Not interested in flying or changing skin.

I can levitate but I don't want to show nobody pictures.

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. As you all know the Illuminati is real and I joined them 2 years ago

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