Bahama Drama

Good afternoon Bahama Drama, hope all is well with everyone. Please keep me anonymous.

Am not going to put to much detail because I want anyone to catch on to who I am. Well all my life I always wanted to experience the life of man who can take me properly.The gifts, trips, pampered and so on. I always wanted to live that life. 18 years searching and came close it once. So anyway I decided to now do my own business get my money up and everything for myself. Here comes this guy with his own company doing real damn good ya know. Am feeling him he’s feeling me. But the problem is, he don’t want me to work and be independent. He wants me to be home, cook clean do all that wifey stuff which I don’t mind doing. But what I do mind is him not wanting me to work and depend on him. Yes he wants to marry and so do I but I want to make my own money because i have my kids am trying to build things to leave in place. What should I do? Because he wants me to leave it all.

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Relax yourself and let that man lead.

It was the stew conch and Guinness

I would like to apologize to the manager of burger king downtown on Frederick street for leaving my shity underwear in the woman’s restroom and lots of shit on their floor and all over the toilet seat today.

I am not proud of what I’ve done I’m just owning up to my accident there.

I had diarrhea bad and the man’s bathroom was locked or someone was in there.

so I had to go so badly that some boo boo went on the floor all over the toilet seat my underwear got hit the worst so I left them and the woman’s bathroom after I cleaned up myself in the sink the best way that I could.

The underwears are in the corner of the ladies restroom behind the garage can. And I’m terribly sorry for the misunderstanding.

If you are a believer in Christ you would be happy to know that I’m feeling much better than I did earlier downtown in your restaurant.

My stomach is not hurting or bubbling anymore. I drank some Pepto-Bismol and I feel way better.

I always patronize your business so it’s not like I’m a random person shiting on y’all I is spend my money there a lot.

But in all things giving God thanks still.

My work Visa expires on Monday. Can anyone tell me how to get a Bahamian passport?

Your page is my friend thanksfully for help. I always like page and my family.

He say they won’t find my body

Please keep me anonymous

I was supposed to marry this man so he can get his papers here. I told him give me $3000 dollars but later change my mind so I told him that I don’t want to do it no more and I need $6000 dollars or I will just pay him back his $3000 dollars back by next month sometime but he telling me that he knows that I called immigration on him and spend all the money and he telling me that I tell them where he lives and he tell me that nobody is going to be able to find my body and called me a black bitch. I’m really scared of him because he from Colombia.

If anyone see this man please call immigration or the police station so he can be deported out the country. His name is Hector Gonzalez but I don’t know what his middle name is. Please somebody help me.

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So why would you try swing the man like this? You was looking for problems.

Am I gay

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous.

I come from a family of gang bangers and I done deal with nough outsiders in my time so I ain’t soft and I don’t like Mon.

It’s just that I might have gone to far bathing this morning and did something questionable to myself while taking a shower.

And it got me feeling kind of gay this morning or feeling some kind of way because it didn’t turn me on or turn me off.

So I was showering and washing my body and private parts trying to get them clean with my hands because I don’t like to use rages to wash myself so I use my hands for everything.

So after I finished washing my balls and shaft with my hands I then started washing my butt with my hands and soaping it up for the cleaning and then my hands went in and then my few fingers went in and then I opened it up like I know woman is do they front when bathing because I had just got through taking a dump.

But while I was washing the inside of my butt in my mind while I was stretching it open I pictured in my mind a woman washing her vagina and stretching it open and I started trying to stretch it open more with my fingers pushing it further up inside it.

I then caught myself and stopped. So I finished up washing deep inside and now I’m feeling kind of funny about myself right now.

What I trying to figure out is was this a gay move that I made and do I have gay tendencies deep inside? But keep me anonymous doe because I don’t need people coming at me sideways because click clack might occur if you come around me talking fuc about this post.

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You are not gay. Only your fingers is.

I found 2 guns today and I’m turning them over to police tomorrow evening

My name is Edward and I am asking that this be posted to your page because I don’t want to get charged for the 2 hand guns that I just find on the side of one abandoned house in Chippingham.

And I is about to turn in at Nassau street police station. One looks like a AK-47 and the other looks like a 38 special snub nose with 1 live round left in it.

The AK-47 has 14 bullets in the clip I counted because at first I was going to keep both of them but I said to myself I don’t need this kind of heat around me so I decided to turn them in and I don’t want to get charged or questioned about nothing.

Maybe I should just go to CDU to turn them in for some money aye?

But my boy work to Nassau street tonight and he know I don’t be carrying no guns so I gah turn Dem over to him tomorrow evening when he back on evening duty. See I trying to make a difference in my country yeah C.

But I working late tonight so it definitely going to have to wait until tomorrow evening because I pulling a double at the Warehouse tonight.

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Oh Lord I don’t think that you will be able to work the double tonight. I know why I say that. But you is a good man and at least your are trying to do the right thing.

My name is Sandra I live in Abaco and your nosy ass don’t need to know my last name but these are all my children still and I ain’t shame of them

I’m only ashamed of the choices that I made with the kinds of men I chose.

I Rejected Men Who Were Going To Make Me their Wives For Guys Who Made Me a Single Mother, Men Are Not Trash But Our Taste For Men Is Trash.

Dear Men, We Are Sorry

I’m 26 years old now and I’m moving to Nassau to find the right kind of man to be a daddy to all of my kids if he’s going to be with me and fertilizing my eggs for baby.

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We don’t think that you need more kids right now, but it’s none of our business, so carry on smartly anyway Mrs.

Bahama Drama is under new ownership.

Post will resume next week Saturday.

Here’s a very puzzling question for our lovable Bahamian government.

How come you giving me the Covid-19 vaccine for free, but the Covid-19 test I have to pay for?

Something seems strange with this picture seeing that each vaccine injection is 1000x more expensive to our government financially, then is the Covid-19 test.

What’s up with that aye?

Happy Mother’s day to all of the women who performs as good Mother’s should, not to those who just push out baby and go about they business as usual.