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It was the stew conch and Guinness

It was the stew conch and Guinness

I would like to apologize to the manager of burger king downtown on Frederick street for leaving my shity underwear in the woman’s restroom and lots of shit on their floor and all over the toilet seat today.

I am not proud of what I’ve done I’m just owning up to my accident there.

I had diarrhea bad and the man’s bathroom was locked or someone was in there.

so I had to go so badly that some boo boo went on the floor all over the toilet seat my underwear got hit the worst so I left them and the woman’s bathroom after I cleaned up myself in the sink the best way that I could.

The underwears are in the corner of the ladies restroom behind the garage can. And I’m terribly sorry for the misunderstanding.

If you are a believer in Christ you would be happy to know that I’m feeling much better than I did earlier downtown in your restaurant.

My stomach is not hurting or bubbling anymore. I drank some Pepto-Bismol and I feel way better.

I always patronize your business so it’s not like I’m a random person shiting on y’all I is spend my money there a lot.

But in all things giving God thanks still.

It was the stew conch and Guinness I would like to apologize to the manager of burger king downtown on Frederick street for leaving my shity underwear in the woman's restroom and
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