Bahama Drama

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That’s what Bahama Drama is about.

I wish I had a crabby to sell

I’ve been job hunting for 4 whole days now and I can’t find shit. I see why lot’s of guys is turn gay in the Bahamas. A man can’t be a man without a job and money. I wish I had a crabby to sell. Real talks.

Or maybe it’s the thug in me.

What’s the difference between goombay and junkanoo?

He sold his ass to keep roof over my head

Good afternoon….I have some drama and it have me confused,please keep me anonymous.

I been with my fiance for 5 years,engaged for 1 year. The reason why we ain’t married is because I alway suspected my man has a thing for men.

Whenever he and I have sex he always wants to stick his thumb in my hip and he enjoys it more than me. One night he and I was juicing and I decided to return the favor by sticking my thumb in his ass and you better believe this bey bungie swallowed my finger, I was lost for words, man I was so scared I thought his ass ate me finger up.

I asked him if he liked it and he was like no, but for someone who didn’t like it he sure was shaking and moaning, my goodness I said to myself this nigga is a stinking sissy.

So I started to plan my escape, now let me get to the juicy part.

Like a few nights latter I woke up through the night and noticed he was not in the bed next to me so I called out to him. But I got no answer.

I found that strange because curfew is still in effect, now in the apartment we live in, our Landlord lives next door with his elderly mother.

Mum looks about 75 and the landlord looks about 52 but this man is more woman selling her crabby on Dowdwell Street, my fiance and I use to crack jokes how the landlord is gay,anyways.

I walked through the house and didn’t find him so I opened the back door and caught my fiance coming out my landlord house,this bey could hardly walk,he let the landlord buss up his ass,I asked him what he was doing and why,he told me it’s a Pandemic and I should be thanking to him for keeping a roof over my head.

What is your thoughts on this?

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How many men are willing to do this for they woman on this page, but we hope he don’t bring you Covid.

Hi I’m from Long Island and I’m trying to become a Facebook model for your page Bahama Drama. Please give me a spot on your page to see what your followers think.
Thanks.

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You look good.

Mrs. Island Luck Donation’s needed

Mrs. Island Luck girl is trying to move to South Africa where Sebastian will be going and asked the followers on our page to sponsor her trip.

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Mrs. you need to contact the man you are stocking for that. But the Congo would be a better fit for you ijs.

Wish my baby happy birthday today.

I told her to do the 1 order sign for you hater’s and she put up the wrong finger lmao 🤣. Chile these children have a mind of they own these days.

She looks so cute trying to do the 1 order sign. Wrong finger Tory baby.

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SAD 😭

Good morning does anyone need a million dollars today?

I know someone that knows someone who is his 2rd cousin friend and they brother n law said that the rich woman down the street from her knows someone in the bank who said that Common wealth bank was supposed to be given out a million dollars this week to Bahamians that needed it.

Woman vomits up black snake and is taken to the hospital

On my way to PMH now but can somebody pray for me now. I just puke up a black snake and my legs have been swelling continuously for a month now. I’ve been having these terrible headaches for weeks now. I’m not sleeping with nobody’s man and I don’t trouble nobody in black village. Why is God letting this happen to me?

Holy Ghost Mini skirts

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous.

Anyway we have this lady in her mid twenties that just joined our church I don’t know if she’s faking when she’s having the holy ghost

or if she’s being real because what she does while she is having the holy Ghost.

She always wears seductive looking short skirts to church and on point heels so she does look good and as a Christian man trying to do the right thing I often have a hard on and church because of her.

When she catches the holy Ghost she starts backing up her butt wiggle it and persons mostly men in the church always go around her to guide her so she wouldn’t
injure herself or anyone else

and as they do so the man who are usually in the back of her she winds her butt up on their genitals as if she’s having a holy Ghost tantra.

She did it to me many times before and I was on rock hard I even asked her for her number that before and I did get it but I was afraid to call her and tell her how I really felt about her I wanted to f*** and that was the devil inside me.

But I have changed my life so I never gave her a call but this afternoon in church service a few minutes ago she did the same thing but this time she flung herself down and was showing all of her g strings and her fat wheat bread Camel toe was for all the men in the circle to view and get an erection looking upon it.

As usual I was there and I did the gentleman thing I picked her up by her g string and set her down on the bench and helped her fixer clothes.

I can’t help but think about why she still single fine as this. Lord forgive me. This sister is gonna cause me to go to hell if I don’t stop being in her holy Ghost circle.

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Maybe you should talk to her about what she’s doing to you. And ask her to cover herself up better.