Bahama Drama

Good things can happen to…

Be kind to each other, especially mostly when it is almost impossible to be… 🥰🥴🇧🇸

Upon their own head’s your enemies shall reap fire and brimstone in the day they plot and conspire against you! 🥳

Whatever out of Nassau…

Good morning all from Italy

God will deliver you!

Super Spreader tails

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. Hey Bahama Drama could you believe that I’ve had COVID positive infections over 19 times in counting.

It doesn’t do me nothing anymore so I never quarantine after infections. I just go about my normal life as if there’s nothing wrong with me.

I stop telling anyone after my 4th time being positive with no symptoms because it doesn’t do anything to me.

But I sit next to people old or young it doesn’t matter much. I go shopping hangout with my friends. Smoke a joint with someone everything is everything.

Kiss my girlfriend in the mouth tongue she goes off to work for the day and all is God.

Now I know that a lot of people might call me a superstar the way I’ve not let this COVID thing interrupt my life but you know what

Sometimes I mean really all of the time I feel like not wearing a facemask at all anymore because I’m fine and the virus is not

here to kill Gods chosen people only the wicked amongst us on the planet. Maybe a few innocent will die to but it ain’t many because the virus can’t do anything to me. I have the name of God written on my forehead like the bible says.

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No you have the name Super spreader written on your forehead from what I can see…

The funny thing is that I don’t remember everything because I was drunk. However I just wanted to share with your page that age in Cuba starts at 68.

I’ll be trying to put myself out there soon as I completely heal up you know.

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I’m sorry for your loss, but you knew that the sand in her hourglass was low when you met her though right?

RIP SHE DIED ON TOP OF ME

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I’m 37 years old now but I was 34 then when I brought her from Cuba she was 65 an sweet I tell you that’s why I married her in the first place to help her get her paperwork straight in the Bahamas because she had never left Cuba in her entire life and she treated me so good while I was in school there
I was studying to be a doctor then but I must admit I never finished my education because love had me fully occupied. She cooked washed and cleaned for me something no Bahamian woman had ever did for me on a weekly basis. I never had to ask her to hand wash my underwear once. She was always on the job. We spent many nights walking the beach in Cuba eating ice cream and chocolate. Man she really loved ice cream lol I smile as I remember.

In 3 months I proposed to her and we got married in Cuba for 12,000 international. She was so happy and so was I.

And the sex was a beautiful song. We both were young again always kissing up in public as though no one else in the world existed.

Finally I was able to get her her Visa and we both were in Freeport together at last. My mother didn’t take to her at first because she was 3 year’s older than my Mommy. However they eventually became like sisters and we were all happy. Me and my wife finally got a small apart. I looked everywhere for employment for my wife even going as far as asking my MP to assist her with a position in the ministry which he did. To this day I’m grateful. After the job and apartment we went crazy with each other in bed and I can tell you from experience Cuban women don’t age in bed. Last night made 3 months since she died on top of me. The autopsy report showed that it had nothing to do with me or us having sex but she had a blood aneurysm in the upper Chambers of her heart it read. To this day I’m not interested in dating anyone under 63 and is not Cuban bro. I almost just in her grave people say at her resting place.

I eat on sight

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. Aye Bahama Drama I ain’t gah lie I is eat boogie and all.

I is even eat meat I just meet. I enn gah lie my mouth full of bacteria must be. But you know what. I never is get sick.

I enn never get sick yet. Crabby is make you stronger when you eat every flavor and breed of it. Y’all is be jocking wit it not me bey.

I eat in funky fungi bungie on all first dates for protein bey. And I is a proud Bahamian bey. I like women. I don’t like Mon.

So who want they sour pakarachi eat under this post let me know now while I drunk. And I iz a gal.

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Yuck mouth…