Bahama Drama

HAVANA — A vessel carrying more than 800 Haitians trying to reach the United States wound up instead on the coast of central Cuba, government news media said Wednesday.

It appeared to be the largest group yet in a swelling exodus of people from crisis-stricken Haiti. The U.S. Coast Guard and other nations have reported intercepting several boats carrying well over 100 Haitians in recent months.

Mi experiencia estando en Cuba por 15 días

1.) El gobierno cubano cuida muy bien a sus ciudadanos.

2.) Los cubanos no tienen que pagar renta cada mes.

3.) Los cubanos no tienen que pagar ninguna factura de servicios públicos por mes o nunca.

4.) Los cubanos obtienen atención médica gratuita sin importar cuál sea la enfermedad.

5.) Los cubanos no tienen que pagar por la educación de principio a fin.

6.) Los cubanos pueden optar por comprar su propia comida para sus hogares, pero el gobierno cubano también proporciona a las familias cubanas una cantidad temible de comida cada mes.

7.) Cuba no tiene pandillas callejeras o miembros. El gobierno cubano no tolera tonterías.

8.) No hay narcotraficantes en Cuba, ni siquiera uno.

9.) Los cubanos cuidan bien a sus turistas cuando visitan Cuba.

10.) No hay autos ni bienes robados en Cuba.

11.) El gobierno cubano tiene tolerancia cero con los criminales y la actividad criminal. Y me refiero a cero.

12.) Todos los ciudadanos de Cuba entienden que son un solo pueblo. No hay racismo entre el pueblo cubano.

13.) Cien dólares americanos valen $10,000 dólares cubanos.

Cuba se abre a los negocios…

My experience staying in Cuba for 15 days

1.) The Cuban government takes very good care of its citizens.

2.) Cuban’s don’t have to pay no rent each month.

3.) Cuban’s don’t have to pay any utility bills per month or ever.

4.) Cuban’s get free medical no matter what’s the illness is.

5.) Cuban’s don’t have to pay for education from start to finish.

6.) Cuban’s can choose to buy their own food for their homes, but the Cuban government also provides Cuban families with a fear amount of food each month.

7.) Cuba don’t have any street gangs or members. The Cuban government doesn’t tolerate nonsense.

8.) There are no drug dealers in Cuba, not even one.

9.) Cuban’s take well care of their tourist when they visit Cuba.

10.) There are no stollen cars or property in Cuba.

11.) The Cuban government has zero tolerance for criminal’s and criminal activity. And I mean zero.

12.) All the citizens of Cuba understand that they are one people. There’s no racism amongst the Cuban people.

13.) One hundred American dollars is worth $10,000 Cuban dollar’s.

Cuba is open up for business…

This is god’s land

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. But I have to say this. Neither one of my parents are Bahamian either like the guy who sent your page the post but we ain’t no fucking Haitians and plus this god’s land not no only for Bahamians land. Y’all are to caught up with the white man’s laws that y’all think that the Bahamas is only for Bahamians.

Say for instance I’m younger than the person who sent your page the post but if immigration come missing with me or my family we are planning to file a law suit against the Bahamas government that’s all.

Play if y’all wanna about who’s not supposed to be on God’s land. I will sue the shit out of this country and get citizenship when I’m done with it.

So stop it now. We is one people in the Caribbean. And this land actually belongs to the lucayan Indians not no damn stupid Bahamians.

Not all Bahamians are stupid but the stupid one’s know just who I’m talking to.

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I ain’t getting into the history about it, but you need to shut up.

Why the Bahamas don’t have school shootings

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I’m not trying to get cursed out on your page by you or your followers but why we don’t have any school shootings like America is have?

I’m just asking the question because we is do everything else that America is do. Do you think that maybe our children don’t have the balls?

I’m only asking a question.

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Because Bahamians don’t get down like that. School is a sanctuary for innocent children to go and learn. So this what you asking isn’t in our culture. Is you even a Bahamian?

All he wan do all day is juice

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I have a 29 year old grown ass man living in my house eating up all my food and don’t want to pay no bills.

All he wants to do is take these little picky head girls into his room and juice them up all day in my house.

Everything I try to tell this boy he is don’t listen. Some parents would have thrown him out on he backside long time ago.

But as a mother it’s never easy thinking about putting your child out on the streets. I’m afraid something might happen to him.

All I’m asking my son to do is get a job and stop complaining about what the government enn doing for him.

The other day he pick up like he wan strike me for telling him about he lazy backside.

I really don’t know what’s wrong with these kids these days. It’s like they don’t wanna work just live easy life. I is go to work everyday to pay my bills.

Chile I pray God cah change him.

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First off he shouldn’t be having sex in your house Mama. You got him the way he is now it looks like.

Get my papers straight

I was born in Jamaica. My father is Haitian and my Mommy is Haitian. But I been living in the Bahamas since I was two years old. I am now 25 and the Bahamas government has not granted me any kind of status after all these years because I’m a young black male.

I don’t know anything about the country where I was born and definitely don’t know nothing about Haiti except it’s a poor country.

Sometimes I is feel a lot of hate for the Bahamas because of shits like this I ain’t gah lie.

The minister responsible for immigration needs to get off of his ass and grant citizenship to people who grow up here you know.

Y’all is be joking with people life bro. That’s why young people is be turning to crime in the Bahamas right now. Lincoln Bean COI can you please look into this matter for me please?

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I know someone who can get your paperwork straight for the right price. What’s up?

They telling me just wait

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. My MP told me before election that if he wins that I wouldn’t have to worry about anything

because the first thing that he would do is make sure that I’m straight. Now that he’s been in office for almost 9 months

he keeps telling to hold on until next week and then next month but never like to answer my phone calls. I mean I’m not trying to be a pest or nothing

but when I give someone my word I always stick to it. It’s like he sold me a dream. Right now I’m just thinking about all of my time that I invested into this man during his campaigning

I even used my own house as one of his campaigning station’s and many times spent some of my own money for food and drinks for people

during the campaign. Now I feel like a damn fool. My kids don’t have nothing because I invested most of our savings for this jack in the box.

Whenever I go to his office he’s always to busy to see me. I’m trying to figure out what is he really trying to tell me and my family.

Is he saying the hell with us or what? Does anyone have any advice that I can depend on.

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Just sit small until your name called again sorry.

Hungry mouth’s

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I’m really glad that your back off of vacation because I’ve been holding this testimony back for a while now.

I’m a single mother of 2 and I take off my clothes for a living. Because of the talent and the body that God has blessed me with my children have never seen a hungry day in their lives.

Amen.

You see I wasn’t never book smart like my sister’s Dem but I was always a good dancer so as I left school because of my first child after she was born my parents kicked me out of the house

so I started living with some of my cousin’s who were already in the business. I could already dance good so this is my testimony on how God can take a

simple girl like myself and make her a successful belly dancer.

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I don’t see what God has to do with you becoming a stripper though…