Bahama Drama

RIP SHE DIED ON TOP OF ME

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I’m 37 years old now but I was 34 then when I brought her from Cuba she was 65 an sweet I tell you

that’s why I married her in the first place to help her get her paperwork straight in the Bahamas because she had never left Cuba in her entire life and she treated me so good while I was in school there

I was studying to be a doctor then but I must admit I never finished my education because love had me fully occupied.

She cooked washed and cleaned for me something no Bahamian woman had ever did for me on a weekly basis. I never had to ask her to hand wash my underwear once. She was always on the job.

We spent many nights walking the beach in Cuba eating ice cream and chocolate. Man she really loved ice cream lol I smile as I remember.

In 3 months I proposed to her and we got married in Cuba for 12,000 international. She was so happy and so was I.

And the sex was a beautiful song. We both were young again always kissing up in public as though no one else in the world existed.

Finally I was able to get her her Visa and we both were in Freeport together at last. My mother didn’t take to her at first because she was 3 year’s older than my Mommy.

She died on top of me

Part 2

However they eventually became like sisters and we were all happy. Me and my wife finally got a small apart. I looked everywhere for employment for my wife even going as far as asking my MP to assist her with a position in the ministry which he did. To this day I’m grateful.

She died on top of me

Part 3

After the job and apartment we went crazy with each other in bed and I can tell you from experience Cuban women don’t age in bed. Last night made 3 months since she died on top of me. The autopsy report showed that it had nothing to do with me or us having sex but she had a blood aneurysm in the upper Chambers of her heart it read.

To this day I’m not interested in dating anyone under 63 and is not Cuban bro. I almost just in her grave people say at her resting place. The funny thing is that I don’t remember everything because I was drunk. However I just wanted to share with your page that age in Cuba starts at 68.

I’ll be trying to put myself out there soon as I completely heal up you know.

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I’m sorry for your loss, but you knew that the sand in her hourglass was low when you met her though right?

I ain’t had none in a while

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I ain’t gah lie right these Bahamian gals is be freaking they self out bey.

They like asking for money and ting’s but the soon as you ask them for a piece of leg they is start freaking they self out talking about

what kind of girl do you think I am and they don’t jump in bed with everyone they meet. I mean what’s that got to do with me?

I just be wanting an even exchange that’s all. I don’t be trying to play nobody. I just be serious quick that’s all. You asking for cash and I asking for ass simple.

So right tings done got so deep right. I was on the bus right. And they ain’t have no seat lift right. So I was standing by the door and this gal

had her hands on the top of the person in front of her chair that I was standing up next to fasting. So when she put her head down that time I den creep closer to the chair right and

pressure my wood on her hands so she could feel the boy was on solid you see. She ain’t even move her hands until it was her stop.

She must was paralyzed in the hands and couldn’t feel the heat blowing from the mouth of my doggy bey. If anyone that’s a female wan someone to juice with

I don’t care how you look if you fat or anything. I just want to be juice partners with somebody special. My cell number is 456- 113#.

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Just juice yourself up lol 🤣🤣🤣

What is this cooking plant name please?

What is the name of this?

Sometimes God makes me feel like the birthday boy. And other times I’m a party pooper still… 😂

Here’s the hard & unlikable truth.

You always hate something about your own country until you visit another country for at least 1 week.

I hate to say it but, as hard as it is for many of us in our own country the Bahamas. We are actually doing better than we know.

I’m grateful that I was born in the Bahamas…

Does anyone know where I can buy a good used car tire from Monday? I only have $24 dollars though…