This is the reason I don’t take none of y’all seriously
This is the reason I don’t take none of y’all seriously
Good night Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. Truly at 6:08am I have to get this shit off of my chest on the real yo.
When I was four years old my Mommy was in labor that’s when we lived in Fort Fin Castle in Nassau before we moved to New York Florida. Some of Y’all some dumb asses though y’all always looking for flaws in people story bey f off bey this my story I telling bra so shut yeah dumb ass bey.
Anyway back to the story. Anyway my Mommy was in labor and me and she was going PRINCESS MARGARET HOSPITAL via the Queen’s 46 steps.
While my Mommy was holding my hand walking down the steps. She fell to the top of the steps while holding my hand so that means I was falling to and I swear as we were falling tumbling down the steps together as one Santa Claus and his sleigh came to our rescue.
I mean bro my eyes is filling up with tears right now just telling y’all this story bra. I mean I saw the reindeers and all. And he put me and my Mommy in his reindeer sleigh and dropped us off on the rooftop of princess Margaret hospital that night.
My Mommy jumped off of rooftop with me in her hand with some kind of superpower that Santa Claus had probably gave her that night because I had never seen her jump at all before.
Afterwards she had my lil sister that same morning. Bra I swear it was Santa Claus and his reindeers that gave us a ride to princess Margaret hospital. I even remember everything. So while most of y’all Bahamians and Americans still doubting that Santa Claus is real.
I feel like y’all is disrespecting me and my mother. So I gurn give y’all a little advice. GO SUCK YEAH MUTHA!
I no what I saw and Santa Claus is a hero in my book forever. And even though I’m now 46 years old working in HR for Amazon.
I know that Santa Claus is God’s Little brother that helps out during Christmas. F# y’all if y’all don’t believe me.
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We believe you bro but you should still tell Jeff bezos dem your story as well to see if he believes you as well while asking for a raise in pay too .


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