The Fountain Of Youth Discovered in the Bahamas
The Fountain Of Youth Discovered in the Bahamas
I’m a Bahamian Bush Doctor and I always knew that bush medicine was better than medicine that the pharmaceuticals sold but even better I found out at the age of 71 in a dream that I was looking in the mirror and my reflection came out of the mirror and asked me hey Dan could you keep a secret and I said hell yeah Mr.
And then in the dream my reflection took its own eyes out of its own head and the eyes begin to grow short little legs and arms and a mouth and then turn around and looked at me and said, your 71 years old Dan but I’m still in my early 20’s Dan just look at me Dan.
You see Dan when you got to 26 years old I decided to stop aging even though the rest of your body continued to age over the years Dan. You see Dan I’m a doctor as well.
As I was blown away by my own eyes growing legs and feet I then asked my reflection eyes why you don’t have on pants because his thing was hanging out touching the table that it’s was standing on.
So the eyes became red and said to me fool, I’m trying to talk sense this ain’t no joke fool.
And I replied, What does you getting mad have to do with the price of tea in China dude?
But my eyes just continued saying, I stopped aging
after 26 years of being with you in this body with you.
The liquid that I rest in and produce is the Fountain Of Youth water that men like you have been searched for for Millenia, and never found it because it was always hidden so close that no man could ever see it so God angels suggested to hide it within our own eyes and that’s what I floated around in.
That’s what you waste when you cry out or release whenever in pain.
Doctor what I’m trying to say is this, the Fountain Of Youth that everyone seeks is the liquid of their own Tears.
Drink a small cup of it every week and you’ll stop growing older, and then you’ll begin to reverse aging.
After that I woke up and ran to the mirror to see if my eyes still had arms and legs but they were all gone.
And so then I began to remember what my eyes had told me in the dream, so I began to bring injury to my own eyes by staring at my light bill and thinking about my upcoming rent to get some tears flowing so that I can start collecting tears to sell to people my age but I couldn’t milk my eyes enough to produce a gallon of tears to sell by the gallon.
So I began to look at my bank account balance, my empty refrigerator and after cabinets, and thinking about my current job, and what do you know the tears started flowing!
But it still wasn’t enough.
So if you know someone who is looking for an extra piece of income, I’m looking for younger people who have the same kinds of problems that I have and who are able to produce at least one ounce of tears per hour for 8 hours.
I’m also looking for a couple people to be considered Eye Squeezers for milking the eyes of others for tear production.
The starting pay is $8.00 per hour. Call me at (242)817-92xx Daniel Macintosh WhatsApp only. Serious applicants need only apply.
Eye Milking a new industry in the Bahamas 2025!
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