The baby is ugly it can’t be mine
The baby is ugly it can’t be mine
Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. This girl I been checking on the side for a lil while now gone get pregnant from lord knows who and ga bring the ugly looking baby to my Mommy house while I to work claiming that that shit is mine to my Mommy.
My Mommy did say she cursed her out for even having the nerve to approach her with baby in hand well knowing that my girlfriend is be hanging out with my Mommy almost everyday when I to work.
I could see if the child looked like something sensible I wouldn’t mind so much. But to bringing a ugly ass smelly baby to my lovely home is an insult to me and my family.
I did file a report later down to the police station for harassment and stocking made with the ugliest baby in the Bahamas. That baby has to be genetically modified in the face.
While I would still probably slam the mother of the thing I don’t want nothing to do with that other man’s baby. Besides she’s 19 and don’t even have her own car yet.
If my girlfriend was there when she went to show my Mommy that scary movie baby I was trying to stick my foot deep in her sour ass. No joking bey.
Because she was out of line for even coming to my house we don’t go. You’s a side piece I don’t have to respect you. That’s in the side piece contractual agreement that is an automatic signed deal once I tell you that I have somebody already.
But some of these ding bad girls just is wan act like they didn’t read the fine print. I hope she’s reading this post to become she follows your page Bahama Drama.
If you bring your crusty face ass baby back to the Rock Crusher I ga throw you and your baby in one hole in the back here. You and me is just a quick grind ain’t nothing complicated.
You get to ride in my 2012 Honda Accord in the back seat. I buy you your favorite number 5 Wendy’s value meal and I get crabby and brain’s. I drop you back through the Haitian village and we are done again.
Don’t make me call immigration on the whole community now. Because I could get cold like that if you try that shit one more time okay Marissa? Cause I don’t need that kind of stress in my life and my girlfriend don’t either.
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So she’s good enough to open up her legs for you, but not good enough for just a little more respect in your dealings? And if you didn’t use protection, the ugly baby as you called it might be yours fa Tru.
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