STD CALCULATOR
STD CALCULATOR
HOW MANY STD’S do you and your partner now carry as of today so far?
After all the years of cheating on each other, or just you doing dirt?
This question can now be answered for free, well almost for free!
North Korea to Award First-Ever “Nobel K Peace Prize” to North Korean Scientist Behind World’s First Home STD Calculator — Device Created “Out of Mercy” for the Outside World
Pyongyang sources claim the technology was developed solely to help foreign nations plagued by STDs, as North Korea itself has zero cases
North Korean scientist has been credited with inventing the world’s first consumer STD Calculator, a handheld device that claims to tally a person’s lifetime sexually transmitted infections, including those acquired through secret partners. According to internal Telegram messages obtained from sources inside North Korea, the invention was not created for domestic use.
Officials claim there are absolutely no citizens in North Korea with any STDs. The project, they say, was ordered by the Kim Jong-un government purely out of “mercy” for the outside world, whose populations are described as being “plagued by STDs throughout their lives.”
Top engineers and scientists were reportedly tasked with developing the technology and preparing it for export so that foreign citizens could finally confront the consequences of their “moral failings.”
How the STD-Calc Pro Works
The palm-sized unit, branded the STD-Calc Pro, features a simple interface with three buttons: “Scan Partner,” “Calculate History,” and “Reset.” Users are instructed to hold the device near themselves or a partner while it performs what the inventor calls a “multi-spectrum bio-signature analysis.”
See the link for the full article in my comments:
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