Roach 🪳 man
Roach 🪳 man
Good night Bahama Drama this is Roach Man from mason. I’m sorry that I didn’t keep everyone posted on how I was doing but you see I
Got me one gal pregnant on the Fort and my new job working security in all keeping me busy. But for some reason only one of my back legs and left hand is that of a full cockroach now.
So I is have to drag the leg and hide the hand. My girlfriend she got something wrong with her to so she is don’t judge me on my deformities you c. One of her foots is one big toe. I mean on one of her foot there are no other toes but one individual big toe with one big toe nail on it. I’m not joking around.
But it doesn’t look so bad because she keeps in painted with spray paint because those little bottles of toe nail polish don’t cover the whole toe well enough and
she is end up having to do several coats costing her to much money. So one can of gloss paint is look just as good on her one toe.
As far as the superhero thing goes I really ain’t feeling it no more since only one of my legs only fully mutated and a hand which has left me basically handicap now.
And these young niggas down in mason be waiting to gang me just to expose my one roach leg. They threatened to break it off and throw it on the basketball court.
Bey life ain’t fair sometimes I tell yeah. Bahama Drama I really wanted the ability to climb walls like roaches is do but I really don’t know if it’s really ever going to happen now.
On top of that my one roach leg is hurt everytime it rains. Something that I don’t understand. But if I wanted to I can kick the shit out of somebody with it. Because it’s still really strong and hard as concrete. So when me and my girlfriend is make out I is don’t let her ride me because whenever I is cum my one roach leg is kickoff hard as shit and anything in it’s path gets broken up or destroyed.
And I don’t want to be a subject in no homicide case over love you c. But yeah I can still see in the dark and I no longer step on roaches when I see them crawling minding their own business. I’ve actually found a new
type of brother love and respect for them because we’re all God’s creature’s. None of us is better than the other one no matter how many legs on us or rather we can stand up and walk or crawl. Good night everyone I have to crawl back to work now.
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We’re sorry to hear about the leg Roach man. Maybe something will work out for you and your family. But quick question. How many babies do you think your girlfriend is gonna have at once though? Asking because I know how roach is multiply fast. Soon you’ll have your own gang for them boy who wants to gang you lmao…
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