Monkey pocks on the crabby
Monkey pocks on the crabby
Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. Last night while I was eating this gal who works for immigration I noticed she had a lot of monkey pocks bumps all around her smoothly shaved crabby.
After I was done with the meat I asked her what’s going on with her with all them bumps though.
She tell me that every time she eats shellfish the bumps is come over her crabby for a few days then burst by themselves.
Plus I asked her straight up why one side of her crabby had it’s mouth already open showing teeth way before I even open it up to eat it.
She tell me that’s how it smiles everytime it meet new people and laughed at me like a drunken master.
Plus her butt still had dodo and pieces of toilet paper around the hole anyway still. At that point I didn’t think that she was a keeper talking shit like that in my Christian ear’s on a first fuck date.
But thank God I have a 2012 Honda Accord to have any gal in Nassau I want. But ladies please for real for real please clean yeah boogie before sex okay. Every Nassau gal that I’ve been with always had that same problem.
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