me an big peter de bible readin roach
me an big peter de bible readin roach
good night bahama drama don call my name hear dis one too shameful an strange to put my face to it so i been livin wid a roach in my room for bout a month now but listen dis ain no regular roach dis roach big aye big like he payin rent or somethin
when i first see him i was ready to mash him quick quick but every time i come wid my shoe or somethin heavy dis roach like he got wings of an angel always escape me smooth as butter gone in a flash
den one night i had a lil war goin on in my room a spider show up an i handle dat fella fast fast mash him good but de roach big peter he still there watchin me like he laughin in de corner
one night i wake up in de dark to go to de bathroom when i turn on de light guess what i see peter sittin on top my bible on psalms 56 big an bold like he own de place an lemme tell ya dat psalm hit different talkin bout puttin trust in god an not fearin no man i freeze man i start to think wait dis roach ain no normal roach dis roach lookin holy
from den on me an peter kinda come to an understandin every night he back by de bible just sittin there his big ole antennas twitchin like he tryin to turn de page i swear he readin yinna i even give him a name peter big peter
now i don even try kill him no more he don mess wit me an i don mess wit him he like my lil well big roommate when i see him sittin by de bible i just nod my head what up to him an go sleep
yinna might laugh but i think peter reincarnated from some saint or prophet who else yinna know sittin in de word of god every night like dat so das de story me an big peter de bible readin roach
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You is rest food on that Bible probably. The roach ain’t holy trust me. When he bite your ass you’ll know.
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