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I fell in love with her because she was a farter

I fell in love with her because she was a farter

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. Is it weird of me to fall in love with a woman because of the way her fart smell? And because whenever she had to let one out she did even in my face during and after sex?

All my life I’ve been judging girls by the way that they look and dress but now that I’m in my twenties and have had the experience of meeting a girl that was just herself all of the time changed my life.

I remember everything just like it was yesterday with her first silent but deadly she called it. Our first date at the movies row 4 which was always her favorite row to sit she said because it was the furthest away from people and it made her feel like she could relax more while seeing the movie.

As I had been waiting for the refreshments while she was sitting already. As I returned with our refreshments a strong sewage scent hit my nose and throat making it difficult to continue my regular breathing in our area.

With open eye’s I asked her honey you don’t smell that shit? Giving her the tray of things and now covering both hands over my nose now. She said oh that’s nothing I had to let one out while you were still away.

She then laughed kinda loud and started trying to pull my two hands from over my mouth and nose laughing at the same time saying it ain’t gonna kill you stupid boy.

I finally relaxed and let it kinda take me out of my zone. Throughout the entire movie she was letting off just killing me softly. I almost felt drunk with so much toxic gas’s coming from the most beautiful girl in the world I know that.

She held my hand so I wouldn’t try to run from what felt like biological warfare. She was holding me hostage in that seat and there was nothing that I could do without her noticing me.

I didn’t want to give off the impression that I was weak on the first date night. So with long breath holding of almost 2 minutes each I managed to get my mind off of the ferocious odor and on the fact that I wanted to breathe again with each period of breath holding.

The movie finally came to a close and I was relieved that I was finally going to be released because she had loosened her grip on my hand. I also noticed that I had not seen one bit of the action movie either.

But at least my date enjoyed it. As I drove her home she started letting out again and this time sounds came with it each time her leaning her body over to the side and lifting one leg in my direction.

I let all of the my windows down, and she said she was cold asking me to please put the windows back up. I asked her was there something wrong with her stomach tonight did she eat something that she was allergic to?

She said no she didn’t but really enjoyed the movie and our first date night leaning towards me placing a little kiss onto my cheek. Immediately busting off another shot from under her leg while leaning forward this time.

I couldn’t take it with the windows rolled up I let all four down again and she said that she was cold again so after the scent kinda left I rolled them back up and apologize to her.

As I got to her house way out West. I went around to open up the car door for her as she waited. I grabbed her by her hand gently and slowly walked her to her door. Asking her did she enjoy the movie.

She said I sure did and you Sir are a real gentleman. Blushed saying I try that’s how my parents raised me you see to know how to treat people especially a Queen like you leaning over with one kiss to her cheek.

She blushed giving me the smile of an angels face. There I knew that I had won a second date with her. And maybe even sex on the next one.

We dated for months and by then we had sex over a dozen times and the scent of her farts I had done built up an immunity to them. Or just a strong respiratory tolerance some might say.

But the farting never stopped and by the time of our big brake up because she caught me cheating with my ex-girlfriend. She decided to go stay with her auntie who live in Turks and Caicos.

I haven’t heard from her since. Every now and then I see her brother somewhere and ask him about her but he just say that she’s okay. Nothing detailed.

I started talking to this new girl last week that works in the mall for Aliv but I doubt that she will be a farter like my ex-girlfriend was.

You know sometimes when I’m around other girls that I don’t even know like outside the Starbucks Cafe East Bay Street I would just fart as loud as I can without shitting myself. Just hoping that someone like my ex-girlfriend would answer back.

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Ah that’s so stinky sweet…

I fell in love with her because she was a farter Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. Is it weird of me to fall in love with a woman because of the way her fart s
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