Bahama Drama December 15, 2024

How I Fix A Guy

Good night Bahama Drama. Please keep me anonymous. I’s a woman in my early 30s, an I could brag dat no man ever leave me. Anytime I done wid a man, is me who get tired an leave first, and just find somebody else. Tonight, I gon share my secret for makin a man lose he mind ova you k.

First ting I does do, I start feedin him. Once he start eatin my food, I know I got him. Dat’s how I build de trust. After dat, if I wan control him an make sure he can’t tell me no, I cook what some o’ yinna might call a “fixin meal.” My granny used to do it, I do my ma do it too, and all of my sisters still do it now. We’s eight sisters, an we got two lil brothers too. All of us know how dis ting work.

Here’s how it go. I cook de rice first. While it steamin, I strip down naked an squat over de pot. De steam does rise up between my legs, an when de sweat start runnin, I make sure it drip right in de rice. When de rice done, I prepare de rest o’ de meal like normal an feed it to de man.

Soon as he eat it, it start workin. He gon start losin he mind, like he can’t tink straight no more. From dat point, he gon do anything I want, no question asked. Dis how I get man payin bills, buyin gifts, an stickin round no matter what I do wrong. All my sisters successful, ownin dey own apartments an business all across Bahamas.

An lemme make it clear I ain’t no Haitian or Jamaican. I’s a proud (### )Island gal, but we grow up in Nassau. So, ladies, now yinna know des secret to makin man do what yinna want.

Yinna could thank me later.

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Well it look like I ain’t eatin from nobody pot no time no more keep your Christmas dinner I good 😂

How I Fix A Guy

Good night Bahama Drama. Please keep me anonymous. I’s a woman in my early 30s, an I could brag dat no man ever leave me. Anytime I done wid a man, is me who get t

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