Bahama Drama July 21, 2023

He’s a dog

I’m a 35-year-old man who believes that I’m turning into a dog. I know it sounds crazy, but I swear it’s true.

It started a few months ago. I started to crave dog food. I would dream about chasing iguanas on the cay, and rolling around in the sand. My sense of smell even got stronger, and then I even started to bark at people that passed by me. Sometimes I would even beat my own dog’s to it.

At first, I thought I was just going crazy you know. But then, the changes started to become more pronounced. My hair started to fall out, and my teeth became sharper. My nails grew longer, and my paws started to develop. I left the police force, my girlfriend left me.

I went to the doctor, but they couldn’t find anything wrong with me. They said it was all in my head. But I know it’s not. I’m turning into a dog.

I’ve tried everything to stop it. I’ve tried eating healthy, I’ve tried exercising, I’ve even tried praying. But nothing works.

I’m starting to lose all hope. I don’t know what to do. I’m scared of what’s happening to me. I’m scared of what’s going to happen to me did I just say that?

I’m writing this post in the hopes that someone, anyone, can help me. I need to find a way to stop this. I need to find a way to turn back into a human. Is someone using one of those Voodoo Mama dolls on me is this real? OMG!

If you know anything that can help me, please please please contact me. I’m desperate.

This is the Proof of my K9 Behavior

Here is some of the proof that I am turning into a dog:

1.) I crave dog food.
2.) I dream about chasing iguanas and rolling around in the sand.
3.) My sense of smell got stronger.
4.) I started to bark at people.
5.) My hair started to fall out.
6.) My teeth became sharper.
7.) My nails grew longer.
8.) My paws started to develop.
9.) The female dog next door likes me like me if you know what I mean.
10.) All of my dogs look like they jealous of me.

Public Behavior

I have also been acting like a dog in public. I have been seen chasing iguanas everytime my uncle Dem take me out on the cay, barking at people, and rolling around in the sand. I have even been seen peeing on trees in all my family say.

I know this is strange, but I can’t help it. I’m turning into a dog.

Please Help

I’m begging you, if you know anything that can help me, please contact me. I’m desperate. I need to find a way to stop this. I need to find a way to turn back into a human before I move back home to Nassau.

Thank you.

Page Reply:

Yeah you ain’t gah make it in Nassau with that kind of behavior. Or maybe you might flourish lol…

He's a dog

I'm a 35-year-old man who believes that I'm turning into a dog. I know it sounds crazy, but I swear it's true.

It started a few months ago. I started to crave dog food

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