Good day Bahama Drama keep me anonymous.
Good day Bahama Drama keep me anonymous.
They call me Jody but some of yall wives know me as The Butt Naked Man.
Valentines coming up and I ain got no big money no five star restaurant no luxury suite. What I got is a lil apartment a decent bed and one thing that keep these wives coming back. A 15 inch sausage that does all the talking.
While you out there fumbling forgetting how to handle ya wife I reminding her what it feel like to be properly taken care of. She don need no diamonds no roses no fake sweet talk. She need pressure. And trust me I applying it.
You home stressing over bills wondering why she ain in the mood thinking she just tired. No big man. She already get what she needed before she come home to you. That’s why she extra relaxed extra sweet extra quiet. She ain nagging no more cause she already let out all that frustration elsewhere.
She tell you she stepping out for fresh air. She was in my lil apartment face down getting a different kinda breathing exercise. She say she tired. Yeah she is. Cause Valentines ain just a day for love it’s a day for long deep stress relief. And I here to provide it.
I ain rich. I ain no superstar. But somehow ya wife keep finding her way back to me. And trust me it ain the conversation that keeping her here.
Happy Valentines ladies. Just make sure you fix ya hair before you go home.
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Jody you really have no shame. These husbands better start tracking they wives cause this getting outta hand.😳


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