Bahama Drama

Can you figure this out?

Joke of the day

A farmer saw a plane full of politicians crash near his farm. When the police arrived, they asked the farmer what happened.
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Farmer: They crashed near my farm and I buried all of them.

One of the police men asked with shock; “are you sure they were all dead”?
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Farmer: Some of them were screaming, “we are still alive”.

But I couldn’t believe them.
You know, these politicians. They can lie.

Question:

this company said that they didn’t find any oil in the ground in 2020 in Freeport. So why are they still here?

2 Rigs are active everyday with people being transferred on and off of it daily we’re told.

2 cent’s a barrel the Bahamas government will receive.

Jesus Christ have mercy!

Setting in her own nanny

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. My sister is a embarrassment to our family in black village. She is still young and let these men send her head tripping over doggy.

We been telling her to go bath herself for 3 days now and she’s setting on our front porch with a pile of shit in her pants. She telling me she can’t go bath because

the ghost said that he is still using the bathroom. And was really bad is I used to lookup to her when I was younger until she started sleeping with my boyfriend’s and every guy in the neighborhood.

Now my family can’t do nothing with her because everytime we put her in Sandilands she is break out and come right back home after only 2 week’s. Sometimes I be wishing that something fatal happens to her so it can be all over

and she could stop embarrassing our family in black village. I just wish she she could disappear. I think somebody fix her or my great aunt put mouth on her.

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It sounds like you holding grudges. You shouldn’t let what happened in the past between you and your sister make you wish death on her.

Abdullah makes it to the Bahamas

My name is Abdullah I finally made it to the Bahamas some Pakistan. A lot of people on your page was not so very supportive of me coming to Bahamas but thank you anyway for the comments. But now I’m looking for a bohemian wife and help getting my work visa.
I specialize in pyrotechnics.

How could you still vote for these 2 very old PLP & FNM parties, and your still bathing in salt water in all the island’s.

Neither one represent real change or the advancement of our country it’s to obvious. It looks like the young people have to lead the way forward for this country.

Don’t be anyone’s ass your whole life.

I can’t get it up anymore

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I’m a 26 year old man who was once gay but though my christian journey I’ve put that life behind me and now have a lovely wife who loves me very much and is aware of my past life.

She is the only person on Earth that I want to be with in any kind of sexual way. But lately I’ve been having a very hard time getting myself ready for sex with my wife. I can’t no matter what my wife does get a hard and I feel like I’m failing our marriage already.

I’ve prayed about it. I’ve talked to my pastor about it but so far nothing is working. Does this mean I’m meant to be gay, or is this just another test of the enemy?

My wife is a good woman and she is sexy and beautiful so there’s nothing that she’s lacking so I know it’s the work of the enemy that’s trying to pull this marriage apart.

Is Abaco the real land of milk & honey for the Bahamas and everyone knows it but us?

Honey Bunches on trees in Abaco

My MP like Juice me to much

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. My MP is a married man and he been juicing all over the place for years now and it’s no big secret to anyone to who he is but to probably his wife.

She probably don’t have a clue or don’t care as long as she’s in control of the money probably.

Well I’m starting to feel like I’m in control of his money to but I’m still upset with him over my rent money coming late and because he’s still juicing other girls too.

I mean like how much crabby can one MP handle. You got me your wife and 4 other hoodrats that I personally know about off the top of my head.

Not to mention those Cuban and Dominican bitches you like grind grinding in they backside.

But I ain’t gah lie right I’m feeling some kind of way because this month here you’ve been putting me second in your matters of importance because you sometimes don’t answer your phone when I’m trying to call and is lie and saying you didn’t get it or you was in meetings.

Yeah right meeting one of them hoes. Maybe you stop giving me so much attention because you done used up and to use to my bread now or I ain’t light skin enough like a white women aye?

But you can rest assured that if you don’t have my rent money by this afternoon I’m going to drop the video out on social media showing me sucking your*d*ick*! and you telling me how good I’m making you feel.

Have my money by 2 PM boy.

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I wonder what MP she’s talking about. WOW!

He tried to rape me

Good morning Bahama Drama pease keep me anonymous but let my story be PUBLICALLY KNOWN.

I am a local home based hairstylist in Nassau and recently on August 4th around 3:00pm i endured a traumatizing experience . Bare in mind when im working at home my FRONT DOOR is always open and that day i had both FRONT AND BACK DOOR open. So boom !

I had a Male customer call me to schedule a last minute appointment, mind you i was not taking anymore people for the day because i was exhausted, but for my returning clients of atleast 3 times i would make an exception depending on the duration of service.

His service would only take me about 35 minutes so i allowed it, and as i said this isnt his first time . He assured me that he would be at my residence in 5 to 10 minutes . Fast forward, now he’s here and we greet each other. So the whole time we are not doing much talking at all as usual with him.

Now im done with his hair , its time for him to leave i have said my farewell and did my mini photoshoot as i do with all my customers. Im standing by the front door waiting for him to leave and He proceeds to ask me and i quote ” i sure you like to get your pxxsy eat after a long day” .

I replied ” what?

You need to leave.”

He then comes close to me pressing himself against my body making sexual requests and saying nasty things in my ear . Whole time he’s laughing and playing in my hair .

I told him to stop and leave and i was getting very angry. As im trying to push him away he is not budging and i looked down and noticed 1 of his pants buttons were loose!

And then he ALMOST got my front door closed because of the force he was pressing against me with. I tried again to push him off and he GRAB MY HAIR YUCKING n PULLING ME in the OPPOSITE direction towards him. Then he GRABBED MY FACE asking me” who all here , who all Fxxking here” .

I kept asking him to stop and leave . He backed off about 2 inches away and i swiftly slammed my door with force knocking him on the way out . At this point i am exhausted and left with a severe headache. He laughed again at my window! And left. He kept Calling my phone over and over .

I went to the police station,Made a report and they also took a statement. An officer called the suspect via telephone and warned him that we will no longer do business with each other. I was like ” THAT’S IT?” he talk to him as if that his boy .

The officers told me that he would be arrested and this matter will be dealt with in court after i went there a second time. His charge was suppose to be Indecent assault. I have YET to hear any update on this matter beside “THE RUN AROUND” .

I called over and over. I visited the station also. Nothing. The officers are now saying that because i have NO PROOF on CAMERA, its just my word against his and thats not enough to make a case for court. ( although an officer spoke to the suspect via telephone and he sure didnt sound like he was denying anything)

My question to you , the public, and to the officers at the Carmichael road police station : if that man raped me in my home and i didnt have any video proof or any witnesses then what would be the outcome ? I did not know his real name but i gave them photos and telephone contact and EXACT SURE LOCATION of where this man can be found DAILY. They did NOTHING.

That man’s actions is Screaming rape vibes.

That man assaulted me in My home . My place of comfort. My home based business. My frontroom that i work in everyday . My doorknob that i touch, that gives me flashbacks . My potential male clients who i am skeptical of due to trauma and cant allow them to book with me. These is his pictures here. His full name is Timothy Francis Joseph beware of him ladies.

My VOICE.
MY EXPERIENCE.

THIS IS UNFAIR AND I AM SORRY TO THOSE WHO ENDURED FAR WORST AND GOT NO JUSTICE .