Bahama Drama

Bahamian Superheroes among us

Answering the call

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep my real name anonymous for as you already know real superheroes identities must stay concealed thanks. I’m assuming that Roach man from Nassau is still following your page, yes?.

Well I’m often called the weather man by my closest friends and family here in Holmes Rock Grand Bahama.

I’m here to answer Roach man’s clearing call of allegiance after a long time thinking about it.

For all of us with special abilities the things normal people see as superpowers.

I probably was born with my superpowers though.

Because for as long as I can remember I must have had them from way back then.

My first memory was when I was 2 years old and I really had to use the bathroom badly but my sister was in there so I went outside on the side of the house because where we used to live in Grand Bahama there was a lot of bushes on the side of our house. Not so much now but

as I stoop down to let it out on the side of our house a man with a silver machete took a swing at my head and missed as I stooped down and ended up chopping off my kneecaps there I saw blood for the first time, it was on the ground in the front of me

but when I looked back up to see the man again he was completely gone. I looked down to my knees and they had been completely healed and there was no blood on them.

Looking down on the ground for my parted skin and blood it was also all gone.

So I looked in the back of the house for the man but he was gone. It was the Haitian man that my father use to hire to kill our livestock and they had just had a fight the other day
or a sort of fight in the same place where I was trying to take a load off.

I went back inside telling no one what had just happened but still to this day I remembered it.

One year later when I was 3 years old now. I always used to walk around naked back then because I didn’t think back then that clothes were important for me to wear even though my older brothers had them on and so did my mother and father but they were still to big for me to wear.

Almost every morning as I stood on our wooden front porch looking up at our tall wide Dilly tree one of the fruits would fall for me whenever I would extend my hands towards the tree. And my parents started to notice it because my older brother was the first to notice it and he told my parents telling them to look what I can do.

So from that morning on whenever someone in my family wanted a dilly from that tree they would call on me even if I was still sleeping.

After a while I started to notice that I began to develop some type of doubts about me actually making these fruits fall from the tree for some reason.

Maybe it was because other people started to come to my house to see me do what they was now calling a trick and I started to believe to myself that maybe it was a trick and I started to wait for the wind to blow before I stretch out my hands towards the Dilly tree now.

In less than a week my powers for that was completely gone.

It must of been less than a month later when I started a new habit of looking into the sun without blinking my eyes for hours because I was curious as to what it was and why it never seem fall from up in the sky for hours did it have wings or was it some kind of big balloon that I didn’t know about yet.

I wanted to know what it really was and I wanted to get to really see all of its beautiful colors that other people seemed to not be able to look at long enough to see anything worth seeing at all.

But I was different I was falling in love with the sun and I use to sing to the stars at night the twinkle twinkle little star song because at 3 years old I thought that they were so beautiful and blue looking. I wanted to touch them and be where they were. I thought that they were my friends.

And one morning starting off with my daily routine of looking into the sun ☀️ it smiled at me. Yes you heard me right. The sun ☀️ smiled at me for about a minute as I was looking into it. It had a face.

So I smiled back at it for about a minute then rain back into our wooden house to tell my mother my father wasn’t home at the time.

As I led my mom outside to look up into the sun to see it smiling the smile was completely gone and the face was gone from the sun to and my mom said that she didn’t see anything.

I was never able to see the sun’s smile again. But I started to notice some unusual things about me and thunderstorms. And up until this very day as an adult I can control the weather wherever I’m at.

And after reading the clearing call on your page from Roach man for people like me to come together and use our powers for good and to finally put a stop to the gang culture that has a foothold in our country.

I say yes I’m willing to join him.

Prayer Girl if you’re reading this we are going to need all the prayers in the world to win our country back you should join us too. As I’ve heard that after prayer your given God like abilities?

Wow I think that’s cool. So your like a Moses 2.0 right? Cool. I’d love to meet all of you guys soon and I forgot to mention that yeah, when I was a teenager I walk on top of water. I don’t know how I did it, but yeah I use to be able too. Maybe this union is what I need to get all of my powers back after all. Who knows.

My Daddy took my boyfriend

Good morning Bahama Drama please share my story. Now normally I wouldn’t come to social media to air out my families dirty laundry but this is no ordinary situation here.

My step Dad has been married to my mom for 27 years this coming July and I have always held him in high regards especially when he advised me to try to patch things up with my biological father.

Advice that if I would have followed my instincts I would have ran from.

But all of my life this step father has been right about everything that he taught me until now.

I started calling my real dad again and then finally hanging out with his weird ass in different places finally introducing him to my boyfriend of two years now.

There was nothing unusual about it especially the introduction of the two it was quite normal as introducing two people can possibly be.

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Hold on, give me 5 minutes I have to go check my back beans on the stove boiling.
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Okay I’m back Now!

So after introducing my real dad to my boyfriend the three of us started to hang out occasionally. And my dad and my boyfriend seemed to hit it off with each other without a blip. I was so happy because

finally somebody in my family liked my boyfriend because my step Dad hated him and couldn’t seem to say why everytime I’d ask why does he hate Gary so much?

Most of the time his responses would lead to no real reasons to hate someone who you don’t even know.

But that’s how parents is be sometimes so I paid it no mind.

After about 4 and a half months of us 3 hanging out I got pregnant and this baby was draining all of my strength out of me so I really didn’t feel like going to certain places that the two of them would agree for us all to hang out at

so I became the party pooper of the pack to them. I would want to leave earlier than usual or not go. So with time the 2 of them became even closer

than like whenever me and my boyfriend would disagree about something and either of us would ask my biological father for a unbiased second opinion it would always go in favor of my boyfriend over me and vice versa with me vs my dad.

I started to really feel left out especially when I would hear about them hanging out without me by other people I almost felt as if I was betrayed by the 2 of them

so I soon started to voice my opinion about how they was making me feel but each time they would defend each other and play down my concerns.

calling me to dramatic and my boyfriend now labeling me to be a drama queen.

So in my pregnancy I began to close myself off from everyone and my step Dad started to notice this and he and I had a long daddy to daughter one evening where I told him everything that was going on between me and my boyfriend and how it felt like my biological father wasn’t making it any easier for me but instead it seemed like he was adding to the problem.

My step Dad gave me a hug as I was now in full tears and if my boyfriend and my biological father was here now they both would only say that I was in full drama queen mode right now

but my step Dad could see that I was really hurting and with me now carrying a baby inside of me he told me to go wash up and he would look into all of my concerns and handle it while giving me a cup of hot tea to sip on.

The following month passed and my step Dad said nothing else about what we had discussed or anything he and my mom was just babying me straight through and to tell you the truth being a only child I really liked it.

My baby daddy wasn’t calling me as much anymore to check up on me and the baby to see how we was doing and neither was my biological father calling or checking. This didn’t bother me much at the time though

because my parents and my other friends was now crowding me with a lot of love and I was again feeling myself.

One Saturday night my step Dad and mother came into my room saying that they had to talk to me about something important

I was scared. Saying okay asking what was it?

My mother said to my step Dad that we should open up the discussion with a prayer to our sovereign Jehovah God who’s wisdom supercedes any in heaven or on earth.

My step Dad had a big yellow envelope resting on my bed now. I saw it as they both walked into my room. As the prayer ended my eyes had been open up the whole time because I was scared and I had never done that before when anybody was praying in a group prayer but God forgive me I was scared.

My mom and stepdad asked how have I been feeling?

My heart continued to flutter still being faced with the unknown so I said I okay.

besides my parents never coming in my room to talk especially together for me this was very scary as I continued to make many guesses in my mind about what this could be about.

My step Dad reminded me that people will always let me down because of our imperfections but Jehovah God will always be there for me no matter what.

Nodding my head in agreement to what he was saying I still wanted to know what this was all about and what was in that giant envelope and was it for me?

Finally my step father said that he hired a private investigator to gather up information on my boyfriend because from what I had told him more than a month ago he said that it seemed to him that my boyfriend had lost all interest in me

and he could have been seeing another girl on me so he had him followed

and expecting to see him living a double life with another girl it was a real shocker to find out that the other girl was Jordan your father.

My mother with tears already pouring from her eye’s for me as she was gazing fully into my soul. My step Dad removed the pictures laying them on to the bed and the room that I was in all of a sudden got darker for me.

As the pictures of the 2 of them poured out upon my eyes I wept

seeing pictures of my own daddy making out with my baby daddy kissing hugged up over PI and everywhere knowing that I work over there.

I mean they were going everywhere romancing where the 3 of us hung out together at and said that we hated those places and would never go back there again.

But there the 2 of them were.

From that night I knew that I was going to abortion this baby inside of me but I couldn’t tell my parents.

They are both Jehovah’s witnesses and they wouldn’t understand. I’ve been talking to my friends and they have been bringing me all kinds of pills from A 2 Z and even bush medicine’s to make the baby come down.

Right now I don’t care about what the pain is gonna feel like I just want this thing out of me. I can’t have a baby from this kind of boy.

I could never forgive myself if I did. Please pray for me.

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Praying now!

God says

This is the time to step back from the people who you call friends. And look at your own life.

If you could go back in time would you tell Whitney Houston to leave Bobby?

And how would you say it?

Give up on anyone but God okay, he can see you through this.

I’ve got a crush 🥰

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I in love with guy in Andros named Nathan Russell, he is a gentleman and he’s so handsome. Yes he have a main girl but I ein checking for her. But now I find out he have couple side pieces and he’s messing with, and the worst part is am late what should i do? Should I just go snatch his dic off him, bury it in a hole until I’m ready for it or push his girlfriend in a blue hole and be done with it?

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Just find your own man Mrs. And stop chasing people’s sloppy seconds.

Mimic the ways of Jesus Christ in your daily lives as often as you can.

I’m looking for a Christmas husband

Good afternoon can you please keep me anonymous. I’m 54 years old divorce twice now single all of my kids are grown and almost grownup so they won’t be in the way.

What I’m looking for is a relationship for the Christmas and who knows maybe into the New year if you got what I’m looking for.

I’m not desperate or hard up so don’t no just anybody try and reach out to me now because I’m not a trash collector.

But at my age and sexual appetite I can’t see myself being alone without anyone to juice me up making me feel good and loved like a woman need to feel.

Please inbox your information to the people on this page and they will send it to me because I’ve already told them about what I want already.

If you don’t have a nice car I don’t want you.

If you don’t have money I don’t want you.

If you have kids that you don’t take care of I don’t want you.

If you have baby mama drama I don’t want you.

If you is the type who is kiss and tell I don’t want you.

If you is under 16 years old I don’t want you.

Serious guys need only apply because the rest I will cuss out.

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This cougar don’t beat it around the bush now. She straight up with hers but you taking teens to?

Any man can bleed.

And nobody’s is untouchable.

Today can be your last.

There’s always somebody badder then you, who wants to take your head off.

Jealousy breeds resentment.

Nobody knows your weakness and how to get to you like your best friends friend.

Wide open is the road to destruction. And many will choose this path.

Live in peace, or rest in it.

SOS CALL RBPF NEEDS TO LOOK INTO THIS

Squid games Bahamas

Good morning Bahama Drama please post. I’m called player number 127. I’ll get to that later. Denzel Justin Russell is my name I’m 23 years old

and I was given a card by a baby at the Chinese store down the hill on East street. But first let me tell you how what I’m about to tell you all begin so that you will get a clear understanding of what’s going on in here.

I had been out of work for more than a year now. I lost my job during the beginning of the Covid pandemic and was unable to find new employment afterwards for awhile so I began doing a lot of drinking and smoking and often stealing to make my way out here on these mean streets and last week

as I was stealing out of the same Chinese food store on east street this black gal pushing a 2 year old white baby pass me like 4 time’s taking enough attention off of me from stuffing up my clothes with corned beef and other stuff that I was stealing at the time

while this had to be my blessing I thought at the time the 2 year old white baby each time that he passed me was staring me down in a way that made me very uncomfortable.

So as it seemed like this woman was about to take another turn into the same aisle again where I was doing my own kind of shopping she stopped for a moment

and began having a discussion with another lady in the store with the baby facing my way. And the baby really began to stare at me badly.

Then to my surprise the baby calmly unbuckled itself and got out of the stroller and walked all the way up to me and gave me a business card and told me to call the number. In greater disbelief I asked the baby how old he was and he said that he had just turned 2 November 3rd.

I was like for real. At which time the baby he turned around and walked back up to his baby scroller getting back into it

putting back on his own seat belt with no assistance from his mother now. I was mind blown.

Now I know that this might sound weird to a lot of people but I’m telling you the truth. Look I was amazed too at what I’d just witnessed.

After I left the store with all of my goods and I went back to the crack house on top of the hill to sell some of my products. My friends up there told me that they was broke today and could only give me half of what the items cost today so I took what I could get at the time.

I asked one of my friends passing by could I use his phone right quick to call a number and telling him that he wouldn’t believe it but a baby gave me this business card just now at the Chinese store. As I dialed the number on the first ring a very old sounding man picked up the phone saying hello asking me my name and purpose

I told him my name and the reason that I was calling and told him that a 2 year old white baby had just gave me his number and he said That’s Jonathan and he’s not 2 years old.

He’s actually 34 years old but has Benjamin Burton’s disease. He have 6 children of his own in school. He said that’s my youngest son he said while asking me do I want to play a game for $500 thousand dollars.

I said a game, what kind of game you talking about?

He said, I know things are hard for you right now Denzel and that you’ve been out of a job for such along time. And we believe that this is just the kind of break that you’ve been waiting for in your life Denzel.

So I was like how this nigga no my name doe.

So I asked, are you the police?

He said, no we’re not with the police.

So I asked him, how he no my name then?

And he said you told me it at the beginning of the call remember?

I was like oh yeah, that’s right I did didn’t I yeah I remember now, but if you’re not with the police how did you know that I was out of a job for a long time then? Because I knew that only somebody that knows me or the police could know such a thing about me not a damn complete stranger over a damn phone call as I began to get a little irritated and angry at how much time I had been on the call already and at how much he knew about me already without offering me anything useful like some money now.

Plus I hadn’t eaten in 3 days just smoked a little bit of crack to stop the hunger pains. And I hadn’t had another hit for the morning yet.

The man then said to me that the black lady that you saw in the store pushing what you thought was a white baby was my daughter in law and what you thought was a baby is her husband of 3 years now.

He said it wasn’t hard looking at you in the store stealing all them Chinese people shit my son said, to tell that you haven’t had a job or a place to stay for quite some time, and that he said that I smelled like shit and didn’t have anything to lose.

I was once again surprise at all that he knew about me already. He then said 3:33 tonight jail Alley on the side of the police headquarters wall in the front of the engraving trophy shop a black car will be there to pick me up don’t be late. And he hung up the phone.

I don’t know what island I’m stuck on right now but I’ve tried to call the police and tell them what’s been going on and how a lot of Bahamian people have already been killed playing these stupid children’s game’s in here and they don’t believe me.

I just want to get out of here now forget about the money. But I can’t seem to get enough votes from other Bahamian player’s to end the game. Because every time after a game has ended and people have died horribly

when we get back to our dorms room these people whose in charge of the game is have all kind of rum beer wine liquor with every food kind you would want to eat waiting for us in the dorms. And these people in the game is forget all about the game that they almost just been killed in except for me.

I want out of this game but these Bahamians in this game are to damned thingszy and forgetful bad.

Now I no that some people will read this and think that what I’m saying isn’t true because like how did I get a phone into this place and how come I keep getting minutes on my phone to tell the story and stuff.

And this is the same reason that I no when I was put to sleep that night when I got into that car and brought to this place that I knew that I still had to be on an island somewhere in the Bahamas,

because the guards here in this place where braking all the rules at the place. I mean they was taking off they masks and letting niggas who they know off the streets and who were family to them see they faces and all.

And this ain’t my phone that I’ve been using this whole time anyway to tell y’all what’s going on here. It belongs to the lady guard who I used to juice before I got hooked on drugs and lost my job.

She used to be a general in the PLP and she cool with a few people in here and I’m starting to think she is be telling the PLP supporters in here what’s the next game gah be played

This is how I know this place is somewhere in the Bahamas still. I gotta give this girl back her phone now before I get catch. I will try to keep everyone posted if I make it through the next game tomorrow doe.

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