Bahama Drama

Which one of y’all men out here can beat God. Which one of y’all will send God and his angels ducking for cover? The devil is a liar…

Everything in today’s world is designed to pull your attention away from God. But on this page I’m going to remind you each day that Jehovah lives…

Roach 🪳 man

Good night Bahama Drama this is Roach Man from mason. I’m sorry that I didn’t keep everyone posted on how I was doing but you see I

Got me one gal pregnant on the Fort and my new job working security in all keeping me busy. But for some reason only one of my back legs and left hand is that of a full cockroach now.

So I is have to drag the leg and hide the hand. My girlfriend she got something wrong with her to so she is don’t judge me on my deformities you c. One of her foots is one big toe. I mean on one of her foot there are no other toes but one individual big toe with one big toe nail on it. I’m not joking around.

But it doesn’t look so bad because she keeps in painted with spray paint because those little bottles of toe nail polish don’t cover the whole toe well enough and

she is end up having to do several coats costing her to much money. So one can of gloss paint is look just as good on her one toe.

As far as the superhero thing goes I really ain’t feeling it no more since only one of my legs only fully mutated and a hand which has left me basically handicap now.

And these young niggas down in mason be waiting to gang me just to expose my one roach leg. They threatened to break it off and throw it on the basketball court.

Bey life ain’t fair sometimes I tell yeah. Bahama Drama I really wanted the ability to climb walls like roaches is do but I really don’t know if it’s really ever going to happen now.

On top of that my one roach leg is hurt everytime it rains. Something that I don’t understand. But if I wanted to I can kick the shit out of somebody with it. Because it’s still really strong and hard as concrete. So when me and my girlfriend is make out I is don’t let her ride me because whenever I is cum my one roach leg is kickoff hard as shit and anything in it’s path gets broken up or destroyed.

And I don’t want to be a subject in no homicide case over love you c. But yeah I can still see in the dark and I no longer step on roaches when I see them crawling minding their own business. I’ve actually found a new

type of brother love and respect for them because we’re all God’s creature’s. None of us is better than the other one no matter how many legs on us or rather we can stand up and walk or crawl. Good night everyone I have to crawl back to work now.

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We’re sorry to hear about the leg Roach man. Maybe something will work out for you and your family. But quick question. How many babies do you think your girlfriend is gonna have at once though? Asking because I know how roach is multiply fast. Soon you’ll have your own gang for them boy who wants to gang you lmao…

Joke of the night from WhatsApp group…

https://chat.whatsapp.com/ISgP3WzDAD43JyWXTRaJQS

I’m 32 and he’s 67

Good night Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I’ve been dating guys younger than me and older than me all of my life but I’ve never dated someone that was twice my age before.

And you know it’s a new experience for me because we’re in two different worlds. The world that I know he doesn’t understand and the world that he grew up in I don’t quite understand it or how did they make it back in those olden days.

He doesn’t know about social media I mean he knows that it exists but he isn’t on any of them not to my knowledge. He used to be on the defense Force long time ago.

The only problem that I have in our relationship is that he likes to tongue kiss me and I’ve seen him remove his teeth from the bottom row of his mouth many times already and it’s not quite the turn on for me.

He’s okay in bed and I must say that he can run with some of the best that I’ve had in my life in bed for his age he’s a stud. He does everything right before sex and after sex and he makes sure that I’ve cum hard before he ends our session.

I think that I’m going to stay with him longer than I originally thought that I would because he knows how to treat me but I can’t do that kissing thing no more with him.

I don’t want them things to leak out of his mouth into my mouth. That’s just disgusting even thinking of it. I need some advice as to how to tell him that I’m not for the kissing or tongue kissing thing without hurting his feelings?

Only because I might vomit if them things touch my lips again and his old tongue enters into my mouth again grabbing onto my tongue like an octopus and not letting loose my tongue. I might choke to death with just the thought of it if we kiss again.

Knowing that the slob from his tongue comes from those false teeth. I don’t know how much bacteria and Coronavirus living in those things.
So again how do I tell him that kissing me is a no no?

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Does he slob like a baby?

Hi good afternoon Bahama Drama. Question for the followers of your page.

I was born in Nassau but I’ve been living in Miami going on 9 months now. Should I still consider myself a Bahamian?

Because my family in the Bahamas say I sound like an American.

It’s better for you to be at war with all mankind, rather than with God almighty.

Put God before everybody you hear?

Lord this fits so many dude’s these days on the Bahamas I swear!

Whoever made this video is a real genius. I’ve never seen a video so true lmbo 🤣😂😂

I’ve got a crush 🥰

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. There’s this Teller at BOB in Freeport that I have a big crush on. He’s a bit over weight but he seems to be a nice guy. I always wait in line for him letting people behind me skip just so that I can go to him.

I really wish that I could build up the nerve to ask him out but my friend says he’s gay and I ain’t gah lie he look a little gay to but that doesn’t matter to me because I was gay before I got broke in by my friend brother and I’m not gay no more.

And I really want to have his baby. He has a good job and I have a good job to at Cost Right. I told myself that the next time I see him that I was gonna give it a go. I was going to give him my number.

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Go for it Mrs.