Bahama Drama

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The right name

The right name

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I went into this store today downtown to buy a T-shirt right. When I get the receipt for my stuff and get home I just realized the name of the place.

Why would someone name they business after people who hate. As a matter of fact I have to many hatters in my life already watching every move that I make and judging me like only hatters can.

Y’all hatters out there really need to get y’all self some business and stop player hatting so much.

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My Lord illiteracy is a serious thing…

The right name

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I went into this store today downtown to buy a T-shirt right. When I get the receipt for my stuff and get home
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Starbucks Tip Thief caught

Starbucks Tip Thief caught

A man was caught again stealing money from out of Starbucks Tip container. Was worse this same guy has been caught on camera doing the same thing at every Starbucks in Nassau.

After being caught again by staff, he was asked why was he stealing the money from the worker’s there, his reply was “Because he was trying to get enough money

to go to the Dominican Republic to get his butt lefted.

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I didn’t know guys do that too.

Starbucks Tip Thief caught

A man was caught again stealing money from out of Starbucks Tip container. Was worse this same guy has been caught on camera doing the same thing at eve
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Monkey pocks on the crabby

Monkey pocks on the crabby

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. Last night while I was eating this gal who works for immigration I noticed she had a lot of monkey pocks bumps all around her smoothly shaved crabby.

After I was done with the meat I asked her what’s going on with her with all them bumps though.

She tell me that every time she eats shellfish the bumps is come over her crabby for a few days then burst by themselves.

Plus I asked her straight up why one side of her crabby had it’s mouth already open showing teeth way before I even open it up to eat it.

She tell me that’s how it smiles everytime it meet new people and laughed at me like a drunken master.

Plus her butt still had dodo and pieces of toilet paper around the hole anyway still. At that point I didn’t think that she was a keeper talking shit like that in my Christian ear’s on a first fuck date.

But thank God I have a 2012 Honda Accord to have any gal in Nassau I want. But ladies please for real for real please clean yeah boogie before sex okay. Every Nassau gal that I’ve been with always had that same problem.

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Now you have monkey pocks in your throat 😂😂😂 …

Monkey pocks on the crabby

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. Last night while I was eating this gal who works for immigration I noticed she had a lot of monkey p
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Took a police gun, in broad daylight

Took a police gun, in broad daylight

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep us anonymous. This morning while I was sitting on the blocks with the rest of my niggas I saw some police slipping by not watching they back as we was sitting right behind the wall.

Me and my niggas dem had to almost kill ourselves from going to take they Glock 40’s and the rest of them guns from them bey.

We wanted them guns so bad. I know we was gah have to maybe kill 2 of them though for trying to play hero. The Mafia in town bey y’all better watch y’all ass on this road. So fuck the new COP Fernando and his stupid sissy ass gang taskforce. We out cheah these our streets kill anyone for a price.

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We don’t know what drugs y’all gang Banger’s taking on the streets today, but obviously it’s an hallucinogen…

Took a police gun, in broad daylight

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep us anonymous. This morning while I was sitting on the blocks with the rest of my niggas I saw some polic
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