There is a planet just three light years away from Earth, it’s called planet Sabanar.
It’s the planet where all cockroaches on Earth actually descended from. Well in a sense their creator descended from.
You see a lot of people, religious people that is, was never really taught anything much about cockroaches in the Bible, so they wouldn’t have a clue about Bappie the first cockroach on the Earth.
You see Bappie was just like any other teenager cockroach on his planet, doing what any other ordinary teenage roach does on his planet. And that was, getting on his big brother’s Dave last nerves with his too loud over the top Calypso Rake & scrape music.
Yes I’ll say it again, Calypso music.
Just like they play and dance to in the Bahamas.
But on Bappie’s planet it was called break dance music or Rake & Scrap music.
All of this was happening millions of years ago, even way before the dinosaurs were on Earth, Bappie’s planet was lite.
It was the place to be.
Intro: show’s Bappie shaking and waging his little roach butt to rake & scape music in his teenager looking room. Dancing like Bahamians…
Full movie already written out. Very funny too!
Contact Admin Michael Elijah Muhammad Clare for more information on the full movie script…
Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I saw in a newspaper last month an ad with the job description of Night Shift Cemetery Security guards needed with a starting pay of $30.00 per hour stating that no security guard experience was needed.
There was an email address but no phone number. So I emailed my resume to the email address along with all of my contacts listing all of the 25 years experience that I already have had in the security guard field and law enforcement for 3 year’s before that.
One week later I got another email stating that I was chosen for the job and that someone would call me 3 days later giving me instructions for the site where I’m to work. 3 days come and gone and I still didn’t get no calls. Finally the following week I get a call from this old man asking do I live in Abaco.
I said no I live Nassau. He then asked me do I have any family members that live in Abaco and I told him no not that I know of. So the old man then said good.
The old man then asked me can I fly out today to begin working. I told him that I haven’t packed up anything yet but if he could give me a day I can be ready as long as my ticket is paid for. Yes the old man said. The following day I was in Abaco at the airport which is very clean and respectful people work there who don’t let their job’s get to they heads like Nassau airport workers do. They think they better then everyone.
Anyways an old woman picks me up in an old van after calling the number they gave me to call as soon as I reach. The van smelled like something dead was recently in it but I wasn’t sure.
She took me to an another old woman house who measure and fitted me in a uniform in less than 2 hours time. Like WTF. The crazy thing was that I had never seen a security guard uniform that was all red and bright red for that matter.
The old lady asked me did I eat yet I told her no ma’am not as yet. She then offered me some food which I was then to hungry to refuse it. So I ate it. She never said what it was and I was to hungry to ask.
Later on that evening they took me to meet other old people throughout Abaco I was guessing that they were all business partners. But they always reference me as chosen flock. I smiled each time that old lady said it referring to me to other old people. I really felt special and kinda holy. My attitude even changed a bit. I was totally putting on like I was really saved and a Christian person.
However my face changed as a video image came to my mind of just the other day I was buying some pussy from this bitch that works to the Starbucks East Bay Street both of us got so coked up that night boy I still have a bit of a hangover left saying in my mind while fixing the smile back on my face as I rejoined the moment in front of me.
It was now about 9 PM when we finally got to the cemetery post where I would be working unknowingly by myself. When I got there and finally understood that I was gah be the only one working there I ain’t gah lie I badly needed some more coke.
There was only one light working in the whole cemetery and that light was also red like my uniform was. I was like what the fuck is this saying to myself as the old lady drove off into the night. All I could think about is why the fuck did I not change my mind about the post before I let the old lady go.
I did have a flashlight but it didn’t have any batteries in it when I opened it up. Around 12:00AM midnight I started seeing shit and hearing shit I ain’t gah lie.
At 3 AM I saw a old lady holding a small child in her hand sitting on top of a tombstone rocking her speaking in Creole to the child while the child was looking right at me with open wide eyes.
A sudden a loud noise behind me as if someone was running up behind me is when I shitted my new uniform pants. I saw nobody when I looked back and when I turned back around the mother of the little girl was all the way up in my face with lot’s of water pouring out of her mouth and eyes wide open.
The old man woke me up after finding me sleeping in the middle of the road. I don’t even know how I got there but they thought that I had been drinking that night and started saying that they was going to have to let me go.
Not only was I happy to be fired. I was happy that he was given me a ride to the airport after he brought me some more boxers to wear out of the store. I put back on my own pants after they let me use their home bathroom to fix myself back up.
It’s a few weeks since that happened but I still sleep with my lights on in my room after that night. My cousin said that the dead people was trying to tell me something and that I should have not been afraid and listened to them maybe I would have gotten a winning Island Luck number from them he tells me.
By the way I never got paid for that night just putting that out there just in case them old Abaco people listening to my story. Y’all told me that I was the chosen of the flock. From that day I been wondering what flock y’all been meaning?
Thinking about it now I feel like y’all was trying to use a nigga as a sacrifice to some evil shits. What you and your readers think about it Bahama Drama?
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Well I think you saved your own self by shitting yourself making you defiled and no longer good for sacrifice. That’s why you was put in the middle of the road like dog probably…
Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I’ve been dating this girl from pinewood for about 7 months now and she even introduce me to her mom.
When I came into her house I started seeing all kinds of obeah toys on the counter tops and bedroom walls all the way into her bedroom. They even had a skull of a Billy goat in their front room.
A cat skull was hanging over their front door so whenever you entered their home you must pass underneath it.
She pulled me towards her mommy room showing me a baby skull sitting in a metal pan with what looked like dry up blood. Might have been animal blood I don’t really know but I did see what looked like a few bird feathers in the pan.
I can’t lie I’ll do just about anything for this girl and her family including kill if someone played around with her and her family. I can see us having our own family one day that’s why I is treat her like my wife already and give her every paycheck I make every week.
Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. As I was making my way back to Freeport from Nassau this morning I saw a old Chinese man sitting on top of a cloud playing a violin.
As I saw so surprised to what I was seeing I went in my bag to get my phone to take a picture of what I was seeing. As soon as I looked out of the window to take a picture the man just disappeared.
So I put my phone back down now into my lap he was there again sitting on top of the cloud playing his instrument but this time the clouds in the back of him had turned blue and orange red and that’s when I started
seeing a dragon flying behind him back and forth over and over again so I picked up my phone to take a picture of it this time I was trying to video record everything but that’s when my phone battery went dead all of a sudden.
I know that nobody is going to believe me and I really don’t care but I’m telling you what I saw. I think it’s time for the government to let me announce what I saw on TV because you never know we could all be under attack by dragons soon.
