Bappie the Rake & Scrape Cockroach
Bappie the Rake & Scrape Cockroach
There is a planet just three light years away from Earth, it’s called planet Sabanar.
It’s the planet where all cockroaches on Earth actually descended from. Well in a sense their creator descended from.
You see a lot of people, religious people that is, was never really taught anything much about cockroaches in the Bible, so they wouldn’t have a clue about Bappie the first cockroach on the Earth.
You see Bappie was just like any other teenager cockroach on his planet, doing what any other ordinary teenage roach does on his planet. And that was, getting on his big brother’s Dave last nerves with his too loud over the top Calypso Rake & scrape music.
Yes I’ll say it again, Calypso music.
Just like they play and dance to in the Bahamas.
But on Bappie’s planet it was called break dance music or Rake & Scrap music.
All of this was happening millions of years ago, even way before the dinosaurs were on Earth, Bappie’s planet was lite.
It was the place to be.
Intro: show’s Bappie shaking and waging his little roach butt to rake & scape music in his teenager looking room. Dancing like Bahamians…
Full movie already written out. Very funny too!
Contact Admin Michael Elijah Muhammad Clare for more information on the full movie script…
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