Bahama Drama

Omar Archer being held & questioned by police at this time.

The reason is unknown at this time, but sources tell us that he has lawyered up big time…

How much is a penny worth these days in the Bahamas? And where can I spend them at?

Found a jar full…

A psychic told me last night that, BLP will still be loading shedding straight into the 2030’s 👀

Mrs Island luck wants to be a Mannequin now

“I’m so tired of being a human. I wish I was born a mannequin. No more worrying about paying for my hair, my makeup, my clothes. No more having to deal with people’s crap on this government job in road traffic. I just want to stand there in someone’s shop window and look pretty. It’s so damn hot today, Anyway!

I know what you’re thinking. “But mannequins don’t have feelings.” Well, I’m not so sure about that right now in all this heart in the parking lot. I mean, I’ve seen some mannequins that look pretty damn sad. And I’m sure they’re feeling pretty lonely, too.

So, if you’re a mannequin reading this, know that you’re not alone. There’s a young woman in who lives in Rock Crusher Nassau Bahamas who wishes she was you right now, instead of being outside in all this heat dealing with these stupid Bahamian people car’s.

And if you’re a human reading this, know that I’m dead serious about wanting to be a mannequin. Cause it would be pretty cool, right?” I could look pretty and still be as dumb as a box of rock’s. Or I can just be a sex blowup doll, that would be exciting.

I wonder if His Excellency Hon. Sebastian Bastian my boo, boo, love of my dreams would put me in the front window of Island luck or may have taken me on his family world tour to Cairo to see the pyramids too if I was a Mannequin?

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We think that it’s time to check yourself in to Sandelands Rehabilitation Center now Mrs. Yeah gone 2 far!

Sticking with my man

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. My husband is a bartender at a very popular hotel on paradise island also known as Sodom and Gomorrah. But it’s nothing new to me of my husband having affairs on me behind my back, but this time it’s

Different this time because the new woman is a old Cougar putting in my husband head that he should just divorce me and be with her. My ex-boyfriend works for CID and he told me that my husband and the old woman has baby on the way.

He said that the old woman real baby’s father is from the US, but my husband doesn’t know it. So today when my husband gets home from work I’m going to let him know that this lady is a damn liar and is cheating all over him.

And even though he continues to cheat on me, I een ever going to leave him until death do us part. Today’s his birthday maybe I should wait aye?

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It sounds like more concerned about his relationship with the other women then you are about your own wellbeing ijs…

Bahamian Aliens live

Hi everyone,

My name is Zortex, and I’m an alien. I’ve been living in the Bahamas for the past 55 years, and I wanted to take this opportunity to address the Bahamian public.

I know that many of you are probably wondering who I am and what I’m doing here. I’m here to assure you that I’m not a threat to humans or any of the living creatures on Earth. I’m a vegetarian, and I’ve mostly spent my life living peacefully in Nassau.

I came to Earth because I was fascinated by your culture and your way of life. But Nassau is becoming a little bit to unsafe for our species living here, but I’ve learned a lot about humans in the past 55 years, and I’ve come to admire human kindness, your hospitality, and your love of life in the outer island’s.

I know that some of you may be afraid of me, but I want you to know that there’s no need to be. I’m here to help, not to hurt. I want to share my knowledge and my technology with you, and I want to learn from you as well, but our kind refuse to stay in Nassau it’s to dangerous.

I believe that humans and aliens can live together in peace and harmony on the other islands. We have a lot to offer each other, and I’m excited to see what the future holds for us.

For example, I’ve helped to develop new solar energy technologies that have helped to reduce the country’s reliance on fossil fuels, but your country refuse to use them. I’ve also helped to develop new medical treatments that can saved lives but PMH almost killed me in the waiting room just to give the technology to one of your doctor’s. Instead a nurse hooked me up to an IV against my well.

I’ve learned a lot from humans as well though.

I’ve learned about your love of family in the Bahamas and a Mother’s one good son who likes to go around killing people friends and family, your sense of community, and your resilience in the face of adversity such as BPL.

I believe that we can learn a lot from each other, and I’m excited to see what the future holds for our two worlds.

Thank you for your time.

Zortex

By the way, I’m a shape shifter so If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask.

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Yeah you know what’s going on…

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🌴🛸👽 Confession Time! 🌴🛸👽

Hey, Facebook friends! 🙋‍♂️ So, I have a hilarious (and slightly out-of-this-world) confession to make! 🙈 As you know, I’m here in the Exuma islands in the Bahamas, soaking up the sun, and enjoying the tropical vibes. But here’s the thing, I’m a proud 25-year-old virgin! 🎉 Yep, still rocking that V-card! 😂

Now, while most people might be thinking about finding a beach romance or a tropical fling, I have my sights set on something *extraordinary*! 👽✨ I’ve decided that it’s time to take my “first time” experience to a whole new level – I want to lose my virginity to none other than the *aliens* in the Bahamas! 🛸🌌

I mean, think about it – who wouldn’t want a story like that to tell their grandkids someday? “Back in ’23, grandma/grandpa got abducted by aliens in the Bahamas… and it was unforgettable!” 😅 Plus, I’ve heard they’ve got these intergalactic rave parties that are totally out of this world! 🎉🌈

But before you think I’ve gone completely bonkers, rest assured, I’m just kidding (mostly!). 😜 While my alien rendezvous might be a flight of fancy, I’m seriously excited to explore the beauty of the Bahamas and getting train pull on me by aliens, I still would like to create unforgettable memories here. Who knows, maybe I’ll find love (or at least some great new friends) during my stay! 🏝️❤️

So, here’s to embracing the weird, wonderful, and whimsical side of life – and to laughing at ourselves along the way! 😄 If you have any tips for a first-timer exploring the Exuma islands, or if you spot any UFOs in the night sky, let me know! 👽🌴 And remember, whether you’re an earthling or an extraterrestrial enthusiast, always find joy in life’s quirkiest adventures! 🚀✨

#LostMyVCardToAliens #ExumaExtraterrestrialAdventure #BahamasBound #VirginInParadise #OutOfThisWorldExperience 🌊🌴🌌

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Your out of this world Mrs.

**Missing Dog**

My grandma, Mrs. Taylor, has been looking for her dog, Spot, since 1998. He’s a small, white dog with brown spots, and he’s about 10 pounds. He’s very friendly and loves to play fetch.

My grandma is offering a reward of $7,800.99 for his safe return. That’s a lot of money, but she’s willing to pay it because she misses Spot so much.

Spot was last seen in Lyford Cay, but he could be anywhere by now. He’s a smart dog, so he might have found his way off the island. But we’re still holding out hope that he’ll be found.

If you see Spot, please contact my grandma at (242) 364-5555. She’ll be so happy to have him back.

P.S. My grandma is also offering a free lifetime supply of dog treats to whoever finds Spot.

P.P.S. If you don’t find Spot, but you do find a dog that looks like him, please don’t tell my grandma. She’s already convinced herself that Spot is the only dog in the world like him.

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This is the only picture that was sent…

We love McAlpine…