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Bahamian Aliens live

Bahamian Aliens live

Hi everyone,

My name is Zortex, and I’m an alien. I’ve been living in the Bahamas for the past 55 years, and I wanted to take this opportunity to address the Bahamian public.

I know that many of you are probably wondering who I am and what I’m doing here. I’m here to assure you that I’m not a threat to humans or any of the living creatures on Earth. I’m a vegetarian, and I’ve mostly spent my life living peacefully in Nassau.

I came to Earth because I was fascinated by your culture and your way of life. But Nassau is becoming a little bit to unsafe for our species living here, but I’ve learned a lot about humans in the past 55 years, and I’ve come to admire human kindness, your hospitality, and your love of life in the outer island’s.

I know that some of you may be afraid of me, but I want you to know that there’s no need to be. I’m here to help, not to hurt. I want to share my knowledge and my technology with you, and I want to learn from you as well, but our kind refuse to stay in Nassau it’s to dangerous.

I believe that humans and aliens can live together in peace and harmony on the other islands. We have a lot to offer each other, and I’m excited to see what the future holds for us.

For example, I’ve helped to develop new solar energy technologies that have helped to reduce the country’s reliance on fossil fuels, but your country refuse to use them. I’ve also helped to develop new medical treatments that can saved lives but PMH almost killed me in the waiting room just to give the technology to one of your doctor’s. Instead a nurse hooked me up to an IV against my well.

I’ve learned a lot from humans as well though.

I’ve learned about your love of family in the Bahamas and a Mother’s one good son who likes to go around killing people friends and family, your sense of community, and your resilience in the face of adversity such as BPL.

I believe that we can learn a lot from each other, and I’m excited to see what the future holds for our two worlds.

Thank you for your time.

Zortex

By the way, I’m a shape shifter so If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask.

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Bahamian Aliens live

Hi everyone,

My name is Zortex, and I'm an alien. I've been living in the Bahamas for the past 55 years, and I wanted to take this opportunity to address the
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