Bahama Drama June 7, 2026

Bahama Drama is selling his hot red sports car!

I will be selling my hot red BMW for $15,000 to some lucky person.

Car spec’s:

1.) Peed inside of by a friendly black 🐈‍⬛ cat a week ago on church grounds.

2.) It’s not really a BMW but it hot, especially when it’s raining outside and you have to have the windows up or get wet. This in itself does describe hot by definition.

3.) I just changed the alternator now it cries daily for a new one. But it can still travel up to 5 to 6 miles round trip, so don’t forget to tell it thank you if you make it home before the battery has a massive heart attack.

4.) The AC unit doesn’t work so enjoy God’s AC it’s free.

5.) Water pump needed but not really necessary if you keep 5 one gallon water bottles filled with water, you’ll be fine.

6) 1 windshield wipers is not actually for the car so it fights with the other windshield wipers when it is turned on causing a big busup on my windshield every time. Add cooking oil to the wipers to keep the peace.

7.) Leather black seats ride in luxury for once in your life in this BMW.

8.) MY CAR IS RED AND WHITE, so enjoy both colors all at once.

Serious buyer only. Hit me up all of y’all have my Whatsapp number. This deal won’t last, Sabas already called me twice trying to buy, it but I told him no because I want to give other Bahamian’s a chance to have a high end luxury vehicle.

(242) 817-9293

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