Bahama Drama

Can any kind of sensible couple adopt children in the Bahamas and properly raise children, as long as they are married?

The dead to be resurrected in Grand Bahama starting today says prophet

An unknown prophet in Holmes Rock Grand Bahama said that for 3 days and nights, everyone who has love one’s buried in the Holmes Rock cemetery on the beach, will be visited by those loved one’s for at least once of those 3 days and 3 night’s.

He said that he asked God to raise up those dead for 3 days so that they can tell their family members the real name of God and what God really is and how they can communicate with God for themselves just as he does.

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There’s only 2 people in the bible that raised up the dead before. This will make you the 3rd person and you ain’t even in the bible King. All we ga say is with God all things are possible still.

JAMAICA
Breaking news –

The community of Water House – Kingston Jamaica, have been left in shock because of what transpired on a public bus.

A Police team found two heads in a passenger’s bag on the route to Portmore.

A young man, about 21 years old, got onto the bus with a backpack at Three Mile.

Shortly after he boarded, fellow passengers then began to perceive a strong smell from the boy’s backpack.

The horrible smell made the passengers suspicious and one of them alerted the driver.

The driver saw some Policemen on patrol and beckoned to them.

The Policemen stormed the bus, commando style, and began to search passengers.

One of the policemen almost fainted in shock when he opened the 21-year-old boy’s backpack and found two (2) heads.

After examining them carefully, the Policemen found out that they were two known heads.
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It was a head of garlic and the other of an onion.

Thank you very much for your attention!

Now you can continue what you were doing!

YOU love too much drama!
Lol 👀😱😭😭😭

Making love to a doll

Good night Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous.

I’m a single man and I’m in my late 30tys and I just feel like no woman don’t want me because everytime I tried to talk to one they tell me they have a boyfriend or just look at me crazy.

I’m just so fucking tired of that.

I honestly thought about kidnapping a woman a couple of time’s to keep one of them but how it played out in my head it doesn’t end well for either of us.

So I decided to buy a blowup sex doll and I’ve had her now for the past 3 weeks now and she doesn’t give me any problems at all.

She listens to me. She even thinks that I have a wonderful personality and all.

And I feel like I’m falling in love with her.

What really amazes me is that I’ve waisted all of these years chaising these dirty foot gals in San Salvador and all along there was somebody there who would want me for me right here.

If you’ve ever been in love before you would no what I mean.

I mean I love this doll and she loves me for me and ain’t none of us is judging each other about nothing.

Because you no what. When you think about it we is only human.

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Like the old folks always used to say; there somebody for everybody!

When the flu was only a cold. While technologies has advanced, the human population has grown weaker.

Is it the food?

Throughout this whole pandemic, there have been organization’s feeding families and neighborhood’s without making the news.

Thank you!

All of today’s post have been brought to you by

an empty belly, vodka & coconut water.

Enjoy your weekend!

Brave Davis & the PLP

Bahama Drama does believe wholeheartedly that Philips Brave Davis would make an excellent prime minister for the Bahamas.

We know him personally, and he’s a good guy honestly.

But Bahama Drama simply don’t trust the PLP organization as a whole. To many Shakey people in it.

But Bahama Drama love Brave Davis he’s a trustworthy soul.

WARNING STOP PURCHASING ALIV DATA PLANS and phones.

THE CHINESE SOFTWARE SERVICE HAS A BUG IN IT, THAT’S STEALING YOUR TOTAL PURCHASED DATA PLAN AMOUNT IMMENSELY, BY MORE THAN 45%. YOU DO THE MATH.

GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION IS NEEDED.

Bahama Drama don’t lie on people. I’m almost ready to switch back to BTC if they keep doing shit like this to their customer’s, which I’m one of the many who’s been ripped off.

No excuses, fix it got damn it!

Bahama Drama on the FNM government, honestly speaking

In all honesty we think that if Dr Minnis government wouldn’t have had the challenge of hurricane Dorian a super hurricane which broke all records, and the covid-19 global pandemic which broke all records as a deadly communicable virus globally; they would have done great things for the Bahamas.

Putting all political party and colors to the side for a moment, what do you think honestly?

Note: This post is not an endorsement of the FNM party or government ijs.