Bahama Drama

Psalm 23

The Lord is my shepherd;

I shall not want.

He makes me to lie down

in green pastures;

He leads me beside the

still waters.

He restores my soul;

He leads me in the paths

of righteousness

For His name’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through

the valley of the shadow

of death,

I will fear no evil;

For You are with me;

Your rod and Your staff,

they comfort me.

You prepare a table before

me in the presence of my

enemies;

You anoint my head with

oil;

My cup runs over.

Surely goodness and

mercy shall follow me

All the days of my life;

And I will dwell in the

house of the Lord

Forever.

The boss wants me for Christmas 🎄

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. Please don’t use my picture first off. I’m about 28 years old and I know what I want out of life already

and my boss though he has lot’s of money he’s not what I want. Today he told me that he wanted me under his Christmas tree for Christmas day. I asked him so where do you want your wife?

He said fuck her that bitch can die for all I care. I was like no don’t say that. Asking him now what if something bad really happened to her for you saying that

and he just said he didn’t care. I mean like how does a person even be with someone for so long and not even care about them?

I started thinking about this question all day and couldn’t really perform my job well but it wasn’t really that noticable to my coworkers.

I mean how do people sleep in the same bed with the people they married and still despise them. And do they still give their partner a going off for the day kiss when leaving in the morning.

When I started really thinking about all of these things I came to the conclusion that marriage is overrated.

It’s not the thing of dreams like society sell it to be. It’s a level of life where people live on the edge of insanity with a partner.

Maybe 100 years ago marriage was a good thing for a couple but now it’s a kin to a nightmare where there’s no awakening until death.

I should have never sleep with my boss before and maybe he wouldn’t be thinking that him and me will always be fooling around on his wife. But never again because he’s someone else’s trash to concern themselves with not my own.

And my boyfriend can’t stop scheming on me every chance he gets while I’m to work. I pay most of the bill’s where we live and he haven’t had a job in over a year.

I think that if God allows me to see another year I’m moving to the Amazon rainforest so that I can be that far away from humans.

I just can’t seem to make any sense of what is the meaning of it all. I mean like what’s it all for? And why are we even here?

I think I’m gonna steal something today just to annoy myself. And disrupt my inner conscience. Or maybe I need to start back smoking erbs.

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You are all over the place with your thoughts. All we can advise is that you take it easy on yourself.

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Thanks Fox

Why do we need Santa & Reindeers, when the Bahamas has Fox.

Many children will now get to have a good Christmas holiday because of you Sir. Well done…

By the way; this girl inbox us asking for your number Fox. She says she wanna be a Mrs Fox. 🦊

Last Days

I bet you didn’t know that the United Nations is the last great beast in the bible. And that the United States is the great whore according to bible prophecy in the book of Revelations.

They will cause nations to rise up against nation’s. While they chant the words of peace and security in the media.

Page Advice:

Get back into your bible.

Bahama Drama climbing Jacobs ladder…

When they ask us how things looking?

(Answer:) Next year’s virus going to either make people stop aging after 45 or turn to zombies.

Last days is all we can say. Get your life right with Jesus Christ.

Joumou The Freedom Soup

If you don’t know where to get your Haitian soup Joumou from for the ending of the year and first day of year inbox us, we’ve got connections.

Nassau, Grand Bahama, Abaco, and Andros, maybe in Long Island to next year.

The marriage is off now

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. My cousin break off his wedding yesterday because he just finding out his girl used to sell.

One nigga pull her hand today in the mall when he was walking wit her and he saw and gone to fight da nigga but people break it up and da nigga he gone ta fight spill all he girl business in front of everybody.

Right in front of Kelly’s. I sure his new years gah be bad. She ain’t try deny nothing he say the last time we speak.

Everybody in the family out looking for this nigga now and he ain’t call nobody and he ain’t answering he phone.

Bey that’s why you gotta do a firm background check on these Nassau gal’s dem bey. Freeport girls will never stoop that low to sell they body broke or not. Nassau girls are just nasty like that in my opinion.

We tried to tell him when he picked her to stick with his kind and find something in 8 mile rock but no he wan be hard headed now look what he got. Now what if my cousin kill he self over dis girl.

Selling crabby might well be her past but at least she could da told my cousin she used to belong to the streets.

Especially before our family spend all this money on preparing a wedding for a hoe to a decent man like my cousin.

I couldn’t imagine how his life would’ve of be like if he had married her and didn’t know that. That’s why I say everything that glitters ain’t gold. She probably would’ve had little trifling babies.

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Nobody’s their past. As a matter of fact, every cell that makes up your body has died over a million times within your lifetime; so we all are never who we once were, even if we refuse to change our mindset.

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My best friend talks all my business

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. Why is trusting people today so difficult. I mean people can’t even hold water these days.

My best friend who I gone to school with I just found out telling everyone all my business.

Another friend of mine called me this morning telling me word for word what she said about what I was talking about to her yesterday about this guy that I was seeing on the side and about her

she told me all about how I was about to break up with him because my husband’s aunt was using my phone last night to make a call because she had ran out of call minutes on her phone and that’s when the pictures came through to my phone.

she told me how my supposed to be best friend disgust with her everything that I told her even where he works chile. One thing I can’t stand is a leaking mouth.

Now what if that gets back to my husband without his aunt saying something because me and her tight and she knows all the shit her nephew is put me through.

Chile I ready to take it to her head because this ain’t the first time she did this to me. And she owes me $60 dollars for her frontal piece.

If she doesn’t want to get embarrassed by ZNS where she works she better give me an apology by 2:30 today.

Or the breaking news is ga be how I beat that bitch ass at her job and snatched out her frontal that she didn’t finish paying me for.

And yes I with my sister’s dem and we ga drag that bitch down the hill to doctors hospital after that ass whooping she ga take.

She acts like my business is for everybody. I always wanted to see who can beat between me and her from school days anyway so I guess God works in mysterious ways aye?

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What if you be the one that gets dragged? Look stop talking everything simple. Plus the girl works for the news channel, so what did you expect?

If your not serving God, who do you think your serving?