Bahama Drama

Hey Bahama Drama my Mommy is so dumb.

She be thinking I’m in my virtual learning classroom but most of the time I be on Pornhub about to masturbate again. I’m learning how to juice and make baby first.

PMH UPDATE ON EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT ASSISTANCE

Only people needing emergency medical attention should seek assistance at Princess Margaret Hospital’s Emergency Department.

The facility advised on Friday

If you are unsure whether you require emergency medical assistance, please call 919 or the Emergency Department at Princess Margaret Hospital at 376-7014.

I’m a doctor at Rand Memorial Hospital Freeport.

Please young people take this thing seriously. People in our city are dropping like flies 24/7 all around me apparently with the most recent virus outbreak.

Please wear masks young people. You are killing your family members at an alarming rate by going out with loose friends and bringing the virus back home to your family members who are elders and immune systems aren’t as agile as your own.

We don’t have anymore space at the hospital to store your family members and yourself when you get this virus and die so we’re bringing in 40 more storage containers to assist with storage.

The funeral homes are overcapacitated and the graveyards are full. The new wave maybe the worst yet. And lord knows 2022 is predicted to look worse than 2019. Please get vaccinated. Get your young children vaccinated also. We need everyone in the Bahamas vaccinated ASAP.

And Bahama Drama all of the doctors here love your page. It gives us all a good laugh even in these dark days. Sometimes it’s hard on us mentally and we do need a break from this new reality, that’s where your page comes in at giving us big laugh’s that we can share your post with other staffers here to lighten them up also. But please share this message to your audience so they won’t end up coming here. Because very few return home from here. So don’t get sick in the first place.

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Thank you Doc. Oh tell your coworkers that they are welcome to join our group.

Everyone is living out their daily lives in some kind of LOOP.

A LOOP is a set of instructions preset to perform the same task endlessly if a certain condition is true.

If your not happy, change your LOOP.

If your always broke and don’t have enough money, change your LOOP.

If your always getting into something that brings you problems afterwards, change your LOOP.

If your in a bad relationship, change your LOOP.

If you can’t find a great paying job, change your LOOP.

Whatever it is that your not happy with in your life, remember there’s a constant LOOP controlling the same outcome that you continue to get in your life.

To change the LOOP in your life, first you need to change the condition that controls the LOOPS outcome.

Find out what conditions control your day to day loop. It can be something that you do first thing in the morning. Or it can be something that you don’t do first thing in the morning or during the day.

And surprisingly it’s always the little things that set’s up the condition for your LOOP. Remember everyone has the same 24 hours in the day to their own disposal. Every action spends this time inside of your LOOP.

You can have anything you want, with the right LOOP.

Share with a friend 😊

True story

A man his wife and his sweetheart all went on a fishing trip one morning departing off of one of the very known fishing island’s Spanish Wells.

All though the fishing trip the wife was nagging questioning the husband about the young lady on the boat with them, until the weather started to pick up and the wife

and the sweetheart began to worry for their own safety aboard the vessel.

The husband being a seasoned fisherman only worried about his wife discovering that his new coxswain was actually his sweetheart.

Finally the small boat began to take on water and both the wife and the sweetheart began to panic.

The wife began to blame her husband for not knowing what the weather forecast was going to be, she also began to remind him of all of his flaws as a husband and a man.

The sweetheart upon hearing all of these hurtful things being said to the husband despite the sudden dangers surrounding her and the Skipper her sweetheart, launched at the wife big fight on a small sinking boat.

The wife beat the shit out of the sweetheart nonstop as there was no one there to stop the fighting. The husband was busy under the deck of the boat destroying the third life vest.

The sweetheart and the husband where the only survivors from the boat accident source’s close to the missing wife’s family said.

And they lived happily ever after.

THE END…

Good morning Bahamas!

You are invited to join our dead ass WhatsApp group. Maybe you can spark it up.

Link deleted a 5:00pm today.

Absolutely no pornography or fellow member disrespect. Respect is everything in life, have some and live long. Curse words are tolerated but not the strong kinds that can cause my grandparents ear’s to bleed.

Right now our group is as dead as Lazarus in the cave. We need people in the group chat that can bring life to the group.

We will be giving out free dead dog on the side of the road tickets in the group once every hour for the best content including the latest of what’s going on in our country.

Please no politics, because elections are over with and nobody cares about your favorite politicians right now.

Oh by the way Omicron is in the Bahamas strong if you wasn’t yet notified. But it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that by now!

Oh and we don’t need more lurker’s, we have enough already.

Follow the blue link below 💙🔵

https://chat.whatsapp.com/ISgP3WzDAD43JyWXTRaJQS

Respect Old People

Respect the elderly. We have no idea who they
were before we knew them. ❤️

And many won’t live long enough to get their age.

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