Bahamian news, stories and drama
She slapped me
What do you do when your 13 year old black step daughter slaps you in the front of her father and he tells you that you are the one who provoked it. Now that he’s gone out she ain’t talking tough no more but looking black and stupid and scared. I should you know what, never mind.
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Don’t forget that’s a minor now. You don’t want to get yourself lockup. 🔐
Breaking News from Roachman 🪳
Good afternoon Bahamas after all the fame that I got from your page the young guys through Mason edition no longer wants to gang me or break off my only roach leg to throw onto the basketball court for all to see that I really have a giant roach leg.
I’d would like to thank your page for that.
My girlfriend is pregnant now and I’m not sure if she’s having twins or not but her stomach is getting very big and she keeps farting all the time. Maybe it’s something that all pregnant woman do. I don’t know, but she eats a lot of sugar and bread which seems to be her favorite these days.
As far as my job goes I’ve made it to supervisor for the security company where I’m at. They see that I’m always on time and I don’t sleep at night at all. Strangely that’s when I’m supercharged for some reason.
I get paid well and I’m no longer living under the Saxons junkanoo Shack in mason.
We actually live in the rooming house on the Fort now and I is bathe. My fiance does all the shopping because people like to stare and take pictures of me to much when I’m in the store shopping for sugar and bread our favorite besides peanut butter 😋.
Last week when I was in Miami I accidentally kicked off a man’s back tire with my one powerful roach leg for him calling me a black nigga. Then I had to hurry up and slide out before the cops came.
Other than that life is good for us now. I’m thinking about putting in a application to work inside the office of the prime minister after my baby’s born. Do you think that I have a shot Bahama Drama?
Oh look at this nasty picture. It looks like my girlfriend sending me naked pictures hay. She so nasty hay?
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She does have some thick thighs though fa Tru. All her bread showing. She has breast to looks like. How many guys looking between this poor roach legs now since I said something 🤣
When your feeling down on your luck just remember that, your a dolphin fan, which makes it even worse…
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Passport Office is shit
Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I’m Jamaican and my daughter’s father is also Jamaican but my daughter was born at the princess Margaret Hospital and have a birth certificate from there.
So why they telling me that I can’t get my baby her Bahamian passport when she born here?
Writing by Bahamian niece for aunt. This is my beautiful cousin Julie who is a Bahamian because she born here.
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I’m not sure if she becomes an automatic Bahamian citizen on birth. But she does look like Bahamian fah Tru.
Bob Marley would have celebrated his 77th birthday. Join us today as we remember the King of Reggae and his contribution to music globally.
Someone’s thinking of suicide this morning, don’t do it. We wouldn’t want to be stuck in this world without people like you…
If God can’t protect you, surly no man can remember that. I don’t need no vaccine, I have God living inside my veins… 😇
