Bahama Drama

We play hide the dildo

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. My husband and I were on the verge of getting a divorce because our sex life was so boring that most of the times

we both went outside of the marriage to fulfill our sexual needs and desires.

This until we went to our pastor and his wife for counseling and were given many suggestions of how we could put the spark back into the bedroom and life back into our marriage of 8 years.

One of the methods we were taught that stuck with us the most was a game called hide the dildo.

It was a bedroom game that was dedicated into making sex more interesting and exciting for both people in the relationship.

At first on hearing it and it’s details I was a bit shocked and skeptical. My husband was feeling offended and at first took it out of content. But after learning the rules of the game he calmed down a bit.

The way the game is played is each time before we have sex we take turns in hiding 3 different sized dildos somewhere in our apartment.

Then a countdown time of 30 minutes is given to the partner whose turn it was to find the dildo.

If the dildo isn’t found in 30 minutes that person has to allow the other partner to use the dildo on them wherever they choose to for as long as they choose.

I have not yet won the game with my husband yet because he cheats by breaking up the whole house and usually finds it in less than 25 minutes tops.

But today I have a good feeling that I will win when he reaches home from work. Because I hide the biggest dildo under the rice inside of the big pot in the fridge.

He getting fucked today buddy. I been wanting to try this on him longtime anyway to see if he gah like it. Because everytime he won he didn’t have no mercy on me. So I’m over due for my revenge.

This game has saved our marriage putting a lot of excitement and mystery back into the marriage. God is still able like my pastor always says

and the marriage bed is sanctified and holy so you can do anything with your partner that you are married to including sodomy my pastor says and proved it to us before in the Bible.

I encourage all married people who are having sex issues to try this game out in Jesus holy name if you want to save your marriage.

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Why would your pastor encourage sodomy on your husband? And why would you have the inner desire to sodomize your husband. Sounds like a game from the devil’s playground honestly…

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Respect our gang

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I’m the leader of the Nassau gang called No-man’s-land. I started this gang like 50 days ago in my neighborhood.

Right now we have about 9 members and 16 shadow members. Who haven’t made up their minds yet but do hangout with us sometimes and still call me boss when they see me.

I’m the only one who has put in work for the gang so far but I’m trying to take over everything in about 3 years or so. The thing that makes my gang better than all the other gangs is that we have a GED program and you need at least a high school diploma to join my gang.

The reason why is because we want people who are smart and could multi task in the gang when necessary. I know this might be a little to much for joining but

my gang requires at least 3 reference letters from previous gang’s that you’ve been in within your time on this road. Because we need people who have proof of concept about this banging shit.

So just wanting to join my gang ain’t easy at all so to get the best of the best on this road that’s how I know that we gah soon be running things on the streets.

Another thing is we don’t use gun’s to bang on our rivals we use the courts to deal with niggas straight up like the number 6. You’d be surprised how many court cases can be won if you have a great lawyer bro.

We gah slaughter all these other gangs in the country using the justice system on they asses bro. My daddy’s a supreme court judge nigga lol nobody can test me on this road yah c.

And I know a lot of police who ready to serve court summons on anyone for the right price G.

So while y’all busy killing each other on this road my gang with be putting court cases on all you bitches out here. And the thing is we don’t have to raise one finger to take a nigga out. Just summons they broke ass to court in a civil matter and sue they ass 5 grand at a time until you die broke or kill yourself.

If anybody is interested in joining my gang join my gang WhatsApp group ran by an outside unaffiliated IT company so nobody can track my shits. But I’m here niggaz.

We gah even have our own GoFundMe account to pay for court banging on our rivals. You better have your money right if you go against my gang nigga my daddy’s a supreme court judge and my aunt’s a criminal lawyer niggas.

My grandparents are both JP’S niggas you can’t win against my gang niggas see that?

We need donation’s niggaz send mow money’s monkey niggaz. Our WhatsApp group is going to be free of charge to join niggaz.

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Your gang sounds really intellectually dangerous…

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RIP to this legend who created these guy’s…

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God is not a man that he should lie…

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I don’t believe I’m really real

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. This afternoon while on my lunch break at PMH as a auxiliary nurse I realize that nothing that I do in this matrix that we call reality is really real.

And that nothing we do here really matters in AI reality. We are all a part of a computer assimilation. It’s like we are avatars inside a metaverse like someone said last week on your page.

As I went back to A&E after my lunch break I realized that none of the patience inside triage was actually real. None of their injuries or sicknesses were real just a script in the matrix.

After realizing this today I’m going to experiment a little more on this subject so that I can gather more substance that I can physically prove that all of the other sentient beings inside of this illusion we call reality is not real.

First I’m going to have to look inside of a few patience when nobody else is around so that I can see if there’s really something inside of them other than ones and zeros.

Maybe when nobody is looking this matrix no longer gives it’s instructions to the objects or inside of the objects host’s. So in this way I’ll be able to see the code like in the movie The matrix.

I really need to know.

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I understand what your saying but, don’t be experimenting with people health is all we saying.

Good morning Bahama Drama I’m a single 19 year old woman from Abaco looking for a relationship with a good man from Kemp road area. I heard they are good with the black mamba mating ritual. But I don’t want no violence.