Bahama Drama

I sit where the pastor can look between my legs every Sunday

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I haven’t had sex with a good man in a very long time. And my pastor been saying that God is going to do this and God is going to do that but why can’t

God send me some doggy? He knows I pass due and need it. I mean thank God for life and everything but the bible clearly says that it’s not right for a woman to be alone. So why am I alone then?

Me and my children don’t have nothing but the pastor to help us all them time. Maybe it’s a sign that I should be with him. Because God wouldn’t put a man that close to a woman if it’s not meant to be.

God don’t make mistakes. What ended up happening to help my pastor make up his mind on me is I started to sit in the front row of the church with mostly

Skirts and short dresses with no panties on and my legs tore wide open so that he can get a peek every Sunday service. His wife been dead 1 year ago so I ain’t doing nothing wrong in the eyes of God.

Both of us is Christians and single so I feel like this is the right thing to do. It’s been 3 church Sunday church services so far. And since then my pastor preaches in the same spot every Sunday and haven’t moved an inch. With a clear view between my legs.

This is how I know that God is working.

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Why you gone temp the man of God Mrs?

With God on your side, how can you lose. Be kind to stranger’s…

Obituary Addict

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. A lot of people may not know this but whatever you love the most and spend the most time with becomes your habits.

Every morning growing up I used to watch my grandmommy read and save the Obituary in the newspaper. I always wondered why until one day she said to me look boy this is where they put all the people you know and maybe even you one day.

So I started to look into that section more and more until it became addictive were I to begin saving only that section of the newspaper especially after my grandparents passed away.

I got so addicted to seeing new dead faces and reading about who’s who in their families until I started reading other sections of the newspaper hoping to see them in the death notice section.

All my friends call me a weirdo and laugh at me but I pay them no mind because I’m just always waiting to see their faces in my favorite section of the newspaper.

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It sounds like your Grandma had a dark spirit in her and passed it on to you before she died…

Good morning all, let your conscience be your guide…

13 killed this week in total. What’s the plan?

I’m thinking about shutting down my page for me quite some time… 🤨