Bahama Drama

I believe…

She buys me things

Good afternoon Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I’ve been dating this woman from Canada for over 2 years now and she treats me like a king

even though she’s disabled. As a Bahamian man it’s very hard to find a Bahamian woman who is willing to take care of her man making sure he eats on time

all of his bills are paid online on time and buses her ass to provide for him. Growing up in Nassau I was abused by Nassau gal’s quite often physically mentally and financially no matter where I pick up a gal.

Nowadays my only concern is what Netflix movie I haven’t watched yet and do I want to bath or not today. Now I must say I found a piece of heaven.

Next month I’m going to purpose to her in front of her kids on zoom. It’s going to be epic. Good luck with y’all bad Nassau bitches. Not all just 89 percent though.

The lazy as fuck and don’t want to get out there and work to provide for a nigga you see. I can’t stand bitches like that bro. So good luck and well wishes I’m rich bitch.

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I feel like you are just using this lady for some reason…

Please check out the show…

How do I get this to stop????

FACTS, just today your young and fresh, but in time you’ll be old and dying if you are blessed with long life…

Lord God I pray you cover everyone reading this post in the blood of Jesus Christ strengthen there hearts mind body and soul guide there foot steps remove all stumbling blocks from there path ease there burdens and bring them unto you and let your grace and mercy be abundant in there life

I’m willing to have sex if you have a motorcycle

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me updated. I wanna know if you have a motorcycle cause I like guys who ride motorcycles. I just turned 16 yesterday and have never been on a motorcycle before but my Mommy have

she say they is fun. If you have a motorcycle and want to hookup with me Whatsapp me 428-4601.

No little boys please unless you have a motorcycle too. 🏍️

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So you think motorcycle riding is what life is all about? Sad, I blame the mother.

I’m willing to have sex if you have a motorcycle

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me updated. I wanna know if you have a motorcycle cause I like guys who ride motorcycles. I just turned 16 yesterday and have never been on a motorcycle before but my Mommy have

she say they is fun. If you have a motorcycle and want to hookup with me Whatsapp me 428-4601.

No little boys please unless you have a motorcycle too. 🏍️

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So you think motorcycle riding is what life is all about? Sad, I blame the mother.

Sperm wasted on a total stranger

Good morning Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I’ve been searching for a holy Bahamian woman in all the land and could not find one.

then something came over me saying that if you want to find a holy woman you need to go to Cuba. But at the time I heard the advice in my head I didn’t have enough money and

my job wouldn’t let me take a week off so I became even more discouraged and stopped going to church and all. I then started watching plenty of pornography on the internet and begin knowing the names of all of the pornstars sending some of them inbox messages with pictures of my cock and all.

These women I realized that I was also married to all and cheating on all with the other which is clearly adultery a big sin. I really want to do what is right but spilling my sperm onto my hand and forearm sometimes is rapidly destroying my eyesight as it’s been over a year now and sometimes I can hardly walk for a hour after jacking off.

Lord save me!

Can somebody grind me please. Because I don’t want to continue to waste my sperm on a someone that I may never meet and have to murder my poor millions of sperm cells that cling for dear life on my old washcloths as I’m pouring joy dish detergent on all of their heads as they face the dark abyss of my tub drain may God have mercy on these many lost seed’s of mine.

Daddy’s sorry for letting y’all down. I love all of y’all still doe. Dad just wanted to be loved.

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Don’t kill what you can’t eat lmao… 🤣😂🤣😂