Bahama Drama

How wet do you get?

Good night Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. I’ve been dating but trying to stay away from sex for about 2 days because I started to notice how one side of my balls would go missing for days sometimes.

That’s when I realized that it was because I was bussing to much nuts on every given day of the week. See my problem is I is like ladies who is get the wettest before I even touch Dem. That is do something to me bey.

That’s why even before I give out my number to any girl I is ask her first how wet do you get!

If they say they is be dripping then we gah grind. But if they start acting like they don’t get wet I is just stop talking to them like I ain’t got mouth.

See to cause I is a eater to yah see. So I is like my tings with a lot of gravy on it to bushy or not as long as it comes wit a lot of gravy.

Tell me how many ladies need a bush doctor like me to trim around your edges and eat out your swampy crabby.

Inbox Kyle Young tonight and I will be there 👍

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You looking to catch a swamp creature with your mouth? You nasty boy, you so nasty…

He just need love that’s all. What y’all think?

I just want to put this right here.

Bank of the Bahamas is the worse of the worst when it comes to online banking, card Services call center assistance, God knows!

Always have people on hold forever until your phone minutes are gone. Have to be a government ran.

1 (242)461-3510 say call maybe monitored for quality assurance, all lies.

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You ain’t lie…

Update:

August 2, 2023

BOB is the best now!

Love me or hate me, both are in my favor.
If you love me, I’ll always be in your heart.
If you hate me, I’ll always be in your mind…

Honey this 20 million is for you, I want to cheat on you for one week

“Reply As The Wife”😎🧐🙄

How many men agree with this?

Many people are living like they have their whole lives ahead of them. That’s until they get surprised by the rapture of the saints of God…

As in the time of Noah so will the end be…

Never look in a mirror in the dark

Good night Bahama Drama please keep me anonymous. Here are 13 reasons why you should never look into a mirror at night especially if you live alone.

1) Mirrors can be used as gateways to parallel dimensions including those of demonic origin.

2.) Looking into a mirror in the dark gives other spirits a chance to replace your soul in your body.

3.) If it’s the witching hour which is 3:00AM in the morning the mirror will shatter because of the amount of spirits trying to all make it through the mirror at the same time to take control of your body.

4.) Because your own spirit can get lost inside a parallel dimension if it’s 12AM -3AM.

5.) Because your shadow will appear above you if you look up

6.) Looking into Mirrors at night and saying your name backwards 13 times can kill you.

7.) If you said hi to the mirror and put your ears to the mirror in about 3 second’s your shadow will say hi back to you through the mirror.

8.) Eating or drinking in a front of a mirror in the dark will cause you to choke to death.

9.) If you call anyone’s name 13 times in a mirror and they put their ears to the mirror they can hear you no matter how far they are from you.

10.) If you say somebody’s name you hate 3 time’s backwards and spit in the mirror that person will drop down dead instantly.

11.) If you comb your hair in the dark in the mirror and keep repeating someone who you hate name. Their hair will start falling out until they’re completely bald in less than a week.

12.) If you tape money onto the mirror and start singing your favorite song, you’ll have good luck for the rest of the week. That one I’ve always liked.

13.) If you look into the mirror and sing out loud a song that you hate 3 time’s and call someone’s name that you hate also they will immediately fall asleep or take sick depending on how strong their internal spirit is.

These are the 13 reasons why I don’t look into mirrors in the dark especially at night. I’m a seasoned black arts Witch I should know.

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Well you don’t have to worry about me going anywhere in the dark mirror or no mirror.

He wants to pull tongue but his breath smells like dead dog ass

Good morning Bahama Drama on this blessed Wednesday. Please keep me anonymous because I don’t want to hurt nobody son’s feelings but after a certain age a person should know when the breath smell like dead body in a can.

This guy I’m dating he works downtown he’s a handsome fellow and I’ve been dating him for a couple of weeks now I met him at a party he was well-dressed well groomed I had not yet gotten close enough to his face to be repelled by the awful smell of his dangerous breath as yet or I would have made my exit a lot sooner than I’m thinking about doing now I think if he doesn’t clean that mouth.

But I’m a pretty girl and everybody likes me and I like most people too that’s if they can handle their own hygiene themselves without being reminded on a daily basis so that means don’t come around me smelling bad because that can break up our friendship or even our relationship if there is one.

This guy that I’m dating he is very affectionate and likes to be close up in my face in his breath can be considered a lethal weapon to all those who dare to like him or to be to close to his mouth and receive a kiss of death and destruction from that mouth as I did a few times and it almost dried out my perm and ruined my makeup. My lip gloss had now began to smelled like shit on my lips.

I couldn’t wait to get home each time to brush my teeth and wash my face and shampoo my hair and take a whole bath after being kissed by him. But he can grind good I mean really good. so I’m giving him this opportunity to find a new tongue for that mouth or I’m breaking up with him and we could just become sex buddies without the kissing part straight up.

Hey girl can only endure so much until she loses interest and stinky mouth handsome guy. It seems like most Nassau guys suck really badly on dental hygiene practice. Because most of them I’ve been kissed by have very bad breaths.

So they never asked me to suck it because if that breath smells like ass I could imagine what their balls smell like.

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Get him some spearmint mouthwash, some toothpaste the Colgate brand and winter ice gum, problem solved.