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Funny African Proverbs

When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives- Kenya Proverb

It is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of being taken to a beautiful abattoir – Zambian Proverb

No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky, it will definitely come down to look for food – Zimbabwe Proverb

An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. – Ghanaian proverb

The anus doesn’t teach the mouth the sweetness of food – South-African Proverb

The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem- Ethiopian Proverb

A short man is not a boy- Nigerian Proverb

No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams- Nigerian Proverb

It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum- Ghanaian Proverb

If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it -South-African Proverb

The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market – Nigerian Proverb

An old lady feels uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb – Ghanaian Proverb

The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay – Nigerien Proverb

If you don’t know where you are going, any road will take you there – Ugandan Proverb

There is no virgin in a maternity ward- Cameroonian Proverb

The madman, who throws a stone into a crowded market, forgets that his own mother could be hit by his madness. – Ugandan Proverb

A child can play with its mother’s breasts, but not its father’s testicles – Guinean Proverb

He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelly fingers – Nigerian Proverb
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Listen up, Men!

If you wouldn’t want your daughter to emulate the woman you’re with, don’t marry her. Why? Because the woman you choose as a wife will shape the future of your family. She’ll influence your children’s values, their mindset, and their understanding of what it means to be a woman. The mother of your children is not just your partner she’s the standard your daughter will look to and your son will respect (or not).

Marrying a woman with no morals, discipline, or integrity sends a loud message to your future kids: This is what’s acceptable. A wife who lacks character, who’s reckless, disrespectful, or shallow, will pass those traits on to your children. And trust me, you’ll live to regret it when you see your daughter walking the same broken path you ignored in your wife.

A strong, virtuous woman teaches her children by example. She shows your daughter what self-respect looks like. She shows your son what a real woman is. But if you settle for someone who lacks these qualities, don’t be shocked when your children grow up confused, misguided, or resentful of the environment you created.

This isn’t about perfection it’s about standards. Choose a woman who embodies the values you want your family to carry. A woman who can raise your kids with strength, kindness, and discipline. A woman who doesn’t just look good but is good.

Men, your legacy begins with your wife. Don’t marry for looks, lust, or convenience. Marry for character, integrity, and the ability to build a future together. Because the woman you marry will shape the generation you leave behind. Choose wisely. Your children—and their childrendepend on it.

Bahama Drama

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The Bahamas Young Police kicked out of the Royal Bahamas police force.

Praying for you young man. All is not lost.

Who remembers the Martin show? 😂😂😂😂😂

Breaking Hush hush news!

Politician Charged with Crazy Glue Eyelid Prank

Nassau, The Bahamas (June 25, 2023) – A sitting politician was charged today with gluing his father’s eyelids shut while he slept.

The politician, who has not been named, was arrested after his father woke up and found that he was unable to open his eyes. The father was taken to the hospital, where doctors were able to remove the glue.

The politician told police that he had been playing a prank on his father, who is a retired judge. He said that he had used Krazy Glue, which is a very strong adhesive.

The politician was released on bail, and he is scheduled to appear in court next month.

The case has caused a stir in the Bahamas, and it has been the subject of much humor. Some people have joked that the politician should be disbarred, while others have said that he should be elected Supreme Court Judge.

The politician’s father has not commented on the incident, but he is said to be doing well.

The politician’s father is now considering running for office himself now. He said that he wants to “get the glue out of the system.”

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Damn he cold. Glue his fathers eyes close as a prank? Like WTH.

Anyway, LAST DAYS STILL…

So you still haven’t gotten her a gift for Christmas yet.

Keep playing LoL 😄

A Poisoned Love

Good morning Bahama Drama, please keep me anonymous. This post is mainly for the guys and the ladies who have brothers or fathers that they love.

I was happily married to a beautiful woman from the islands, someone who carried herself with a grace I rarely saw in Nassau. She wasn’t just a wife; she was the perfect homemaker. She cooked, cleaned, washed, and took care of my two teenage children like they were her own.

At first, our marriage felt like a blessing. Every meal she served was seasoned with love, every smile felt genuine, and every night I went to bed thinking I had truly found my soulmate. But looking back now, the red flags were there I just didn’t see them.

It started subtly. I’d often feel unusually tired after dinner. Sometimes, I’d wake up with a strange headache or dizziness that I brushed off as stress from work. She always seemed so caring when I complained. “You work too hard, baby,” she’d say while handing me another cup of tea or bowl of soup.

Months passed, and my health started to decline. My hands would shake sometimes, my vision would blur, and yet, I trusted her completely. “It’s just getting older,” I’d tell myself.

Then came the day of my first heart attack. I remember clutching my chest in the middle of dinner while she sat across the table, staring at me with a mix of fear and… something else I couldn’t quite place. She called the ambulance, stayed by my side, and played the role of the perfect, worried wife.

I survived. But the recovery was hard, and strangely, despite following the doctor’s advice, my health continued to worsen.

Months later, I suffered my first stroke. I could barely speak, and the left side of my face drooped for weeks. Still, she was there feeding me, caring for me, making sure I took my “medicine” every day.

But something shifted after that stroke. I started noticing her demeanor change. The kindness felt more forced, the smiles more plastic. I’d catch her staring at me sometimes when she thought I wasn’t looking, and the expression on her face wasn’t love it was something darker.

The second stroke hit me hard. I was bedridden for weeks. But while lying in that bed, unable to move, I had time to think time to piece together every strange feeling, every odd taste in my food, every symptom that didn’t add up.

One evening, I pretended to be asleep as she brought me my tea. I didn’t drink it. Instead, I hid the cup under my bed until she left the room. The next morning, I took that cup to a trusted friend who worked in a lab.

The results? Poison.

She had been poisoning me all along.

The divorce was ugly. She played the victim, shed tears in court, and even some of our mutual friends sided with her. But I had evidence, and eventually, I was free from her grip.

But freedom came at a cost.

I’m now living with the aftermath of one heart attack and two strokes. My body isn’t the same, my mind isn’t as sharp, and trust? That’s something I’ll probably never fully regain.

To the men reading this: love is blind, but don’t let it make you foolish. Pay attention to the little things. And to the women who have brothers or fathers please, make sure they know that even the sweetest smile can sometimes hide the deadliest intentions.

I survived, but I’ll carry the scars inside and out for the rest of my life.

Stay safe out there. Life insurance pays big for death’s.

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Yeah you never know for true. I could only how many guys are getting this kind of love right now. May God protect you.

COI GOT BANK I SEE

Damn the Coalition of Independence COI was giving out laptops and generators and other high valve items including bikes and electric scooters for the Christmas season without having the Bahamas Treasury at their exposure. WOW 😳

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