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Garbage Man in the streets but not in bed

Ladies I have to share this with you because I cant keep it to myself anymore. You know that garbage truck guy Kenny. The one with the muscles and that serious look on his face every morning when hes hanging off the back of the truck. Well let me tell you he is not just picking up trash. Hes out here picking up hearts and breaking beds too. And from what Ive heard hes much dirtier in bed than he is on the back of that garbage truck.

So you know my sister Daphne right. Shes been single for years. Poor thing hasnt felt a mans touch in forever. Shes shy and plus sized and honestly she didnt think anyone would look at her twice. But Kenny changed all that.

It started with me. I hired him you know as an escort. I didnt expect much. Just a little company maybe some fun. But ladies when I tell you this man had me clutching at the sheets. I mean hes got this way about him. One minute hes all rough and commanding the next hes gentle like hes holding something fragile. And let me tell you his confidence in the bedroom is unmatched. Its like he knows your body better than you do. I couldnt keep him to myself.

I told Daphne listen sis you need to experience this man because hes not just good hes life changing. She was so nervous at first but Kenny handled her like she was the only woman in the world. He made her feel beautiful desired and seen. I actually cried watching her glow the next morning.

But heres the kicker Kenny isnt just some guy on the back of a truck. Hes a professional in every sense of the word. And ladies this isnt just me talking. Ive heard whispers from other women too hes been spotted in upscale neighborhoods requested for private getaways and leaving trails of satisfied clients who all say the same thing this man knows exactly what hes doing.

But let me warn you. This man isnt for the faint of heart. He will leave you weak. He will leave you thinking about him at random times during the day. And ladies he will absolutely leave you wanting more.

Now some people are saying Kenny is from Nassau Village. Others swear hes from Kemp Road. And a few are convinced hes a Fox Hill man. Honestly with the way this man moves he could be from anywhere and it wouldnt change a thing. Wherever Kenny is from one things for sure hes leaving a lot of women in these neighborhoods smiling and walking a little funny the next day.

I dont know how he does it. Maybe its all those hours lifting trash bins or maybe hes just naturally built different. But whatever it is Kenny is the real deal. And if you ever get the chance to book him do it. Youll thank me later.

And mark my words ladies the next hot reveal about Kenny is coming and its going to break the internet and maybe a few bed frames along the way.

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So y’all the new garbage he’s collecting now aye? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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